jiggle my balls doctor dressler
my history teacher sucks balls.
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so this is a once-a-week 6-9 class. he started the semester by saying "not many people pass my course, and my grad students think i am one of the hardest professors at MTSU". so obviously this guy is an ass. week before spring break he says "next week there might be a major exam. i dont know, come prepared." that is complete bullshit right there. who the fuck prepares you for an exam by saying maybe, maybe not.
anyway, there in fact IS a test tonite. which i am not worried about, because i studied all break for it. UNTIL! he e-mails us a study guide at 3 oclock (this class starts at 6, remember) that is the most FUCKING OBSCURE piece of shit study guide ive ever seen. AND he attatches a tagline "everyone did so well on the last exam, that i decided to make this one a little harder." and thats it. three fucking hours to cram for this exam.
so we get in there to take the test. he is like, fifteen minutes late. and all he says before handing this test out is "i think you will find these more to your liking". and proceeds to give us the worst written test EVER. it is the most ridiculous fucking test ever. i think that i might definetly fail this test.
if i have to retake this class next semester BECAUSE OF SOME NAZI CONSERVATIVE BASTARD WITH A GIANT STICK UP HIS ASS COMPENSATING FOR HIS TEENY PEENY I WILL STRAIGHT RIP OFF A BABYS HEAD AND EAT IT AND THEN TAKE A SHIT IN THE HOLE AND FUCK THE REMAINS.
LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
so this is a once-a-week 6-9 class. he started the semester by saying "not many people pass my course, and my grad students think i am one of the hardest professors at MTSU". so obviously this guy is an ass. week before spring break he says "next week there might be a major exam. i dont know, come prepared." that is complete bullshit right there. who the fuck prepares you for an exam by saying maybe, maybe not.
anyway, there in fact IS a test tonite. which i am not worried about, because i studied all break for it. UNTIL! he e-mails us a study guide at 3 oclock (this class starts at 6, remember) that is the most FUCKING OBSCURE piece of shit study guide ive ever seen. AND he attatches a tagline "everyone did so well on the last exam, that i decided to make this one a little harder." and thats it. three fucking hours to cram for this exam.
so we get in there to take the test. he is like, fifteen minutes late. and all he says before handing this test out is "i think you will find these more to your liking". and proceeds to give us the worst written test EVER. it is the most ridiculous fucking test ever. i think that i might definetly fail this test.
if i have to retake this class next semester BECAUSE OF SOME NAZI CONSERVATIVE BASTARD WITH A GIANT STICK UP HIS ASS COMPENSATING FOR HIS TEENY PEENY I WILL STRAIGHT RIP OFF A BABYS HEAD AND EAT IT AND THEN TAKE A SHIT IN THE HOLE AND FUCK THE REMAINS.