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Well, a little ray of sunshine in a weird ass day.
I'm at work, and I do customer service for an online grocery store. The customer and I had spoken previously, and I had established that he was gay.
Customer: Look, I don't mean to sound like a pervert or anything, but do you have cock sauce?
Me: .... uh... let me check. *checks* cocksauce, as in one word?
Cust: Spelt like it sounds. 2 words.
Me: No, we don't carry cock sauce.
Seriously, I think I just unlocked an achievement.
I'm at work, and I do customer service for an online grocery store. The customer and I had spoken previously, and I had established that he was gay.
Customer: Look, I don't mean to sound like a pervert or anything, but do you have cock sauce?
Me: .... uh... let me check. *checks* cocksauce, as in one word?
Cust: Spelt like it sounds. 2 words.
Me: No, we don't carry cock sauce.
Seriously, I think I just unlocked an achievement.