So You want to be a liberal?
Thinking of becoming a liberal? Consider the inconsistency and irrational thinking needed to embrace the liberal agenda:
*Rising gasoline prices are devastating to working Americans, but protecting obscure organisms at the bottom of the food chain is of greater concern. Which is why drilling for oil & adding refining capacity are unacceptable.
* Large profits are obscenely un-American, except when it comes to George Soros, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey and other liberals.
*Undocumented immigrants deserve driver’s licenses to avoid breaking the law by driving illegally.
*The earning power of the average American worker is in serious decline; even so, America should grant amnesty to 20,000,000 illegal aliens who will work for lower wages and no benefits.
*Killing the sale of port security to UAE was necessary to protect home land security, but closing the borders with Mexico would unfairly “scapegoat” Hispanics.
*Bilingualism is essential in a tolerant, diverse society, except when it comes to Hispanics who are perfectly justified in refusing to learn English.
*Conservatives who work to preserve American culture and tradition are hate mongers. But immigrants from other nations must be allowed to retain their ‘cultural identity’ at all costs.
* Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman’s right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable.
*Starving an innocent, hehelplessictim like Terri Schaivo to death is fine, whereas using lethal injection to end the life of a brutal killer is not OK.
* Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when illegal immigrants from Mexico invade America.
* Discrimination based on race or gender is wrong. Except when waged against Caucasian men, in which case it is mandated by law & called Affirmative Action.
*Masculinity & all things male are the source of all evil,
whereas feminism is liberating & spiritual in nature. Jesus was probably female, truth be known!
* Freedom of speech must never be repressed, except when “hurtful” to any constituency of the Democrat party.
* Tax cuts are wrong if it means returning money to the people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid no taxes.
* Christmas, the Holy Bible & other symbols of Christianity must be quashed so as to offend no one; whereas, Ramadan, the Koran & symbols of Islam must be heavily promoted in the name of religious awareness & tolerance.
* Businesses are oppressive, fascist institutions that must not be allowed to grow too large, while big government, when run by Democrats, creates wealth & happiness & must be expanded.
* Military force must never be used, except when absolutely needed to advance interests not vital to the US, or to obscure a Democrat president’s sexual misconduct in the Oval Office.
The big question: Are you mindless enough to be a liberal?
*Rising gasoline prices are devastating to working Americans, but protecting obscure organisms at the bottom of the food chain is of greater concern. Which is why drilling for oil & adding refining capacity are unacceptable.
* Large profits are obscenely un-American, except when it comes to George Soros, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey and other liberals.
*Undocumented immigrants deserve driver’s licenses to avoid breaking the law by driving illegally.
*The earning power of the average American worker is in serious decline; even so, America should grant amnesty to 20,000,000 illegal aliens who will work for lower wages and no benefits.
*Killing the sale of port security to UAE was necessary to protect home land security, but closing the borders with Mexico would unfairly “scapegoat” Hispanics.
*Bilingualism is essential in a tolerant, diverse society, except when it comes to Hispanics who are perfectly justified in refusing to learn English.
*Conservatives who work to preserve American culture and tradition are hate mongers. But immigrants from other nations must be allowed to retain their ‘cultural identity’ at all costs.
* Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman’s right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable.
*Starving an innocent, hehelplessictim like Terri Schaivo to death is fine, whereas using lethal injection to end the life of a brutal killer is not OK.
* Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when illegal immigrants from Mexico invade America.
* Discrimination based on race or gender is wrong. Except when waged against Caucasian men, in which case it is mandated by law & called Affirmative Action.
*Masculinity & all things male are the source of all evil,
whereas feminism is liberating & spiritual in nature. Jesus was probably female, truth be known!
* Freedom of speech must never be repressed, except when “hurtful” to any constituency of the Democrat party.
* Tax cuts are wrong if it means returning money to the people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid no taxes.
* Christmas, the Holy Bible & other symbols of Christianity must be quashed so as to offend no one; whereas, Ramadan, the Koran & symbols of Islam must be heavily promoted in the name of religious awareness & tolerance.
* Businesses are oppressive, fascist institutions that must not be allowed to grow too large, while big government, when run by Democrats, creates wealth & happiness & must be expanded.
* Military force must never be used, except when absolutely needed to advance interests not vital to the US, or to obscure a Democrat president’s sexual misconduct in the Oval Office.
The big question: Are you mindless enough to be a liberal?