How To Know You're A Loser
HAHAHAHAHAHA How To Prove You're A Loser
It has come to my attention that an increasing number of people on my friend's list are becoming emo attention whore scenster fags.
Now, I have absolutely no problem with people that are indeed mentally disturbed, homosexual, bisexual, or just a little fruity.
HOWEVER
If you post a bulletin SIMPLY to inform your millions of scantily-clad wannabe fuck buddies that stole their pictures from porn sites, that during the upcoming weekend you are planning on dyeing your hair black and cutting it into a mohawk, repiercing your nipples [something I obviously find no offense to, but when you take them out only because mommy sees them and you're AFRAID of getting in trouble, you're a cheesy pussy], and any of the following: spending more than $50 at Urban Outfitters on any given day; diddling yourself to the thought of Le Tigre [or any other shitty band]; going to a "peace march" to "hate on that fucker Bush" that has never done anything to really alter your pretty little existence; complaining about starving people in Africa while you spend $75 on fucking concert tickets; hate on your parents for "ruining" your life by telling you to not go out on a Tuesday night just to race off in the car THEY bought you in the ridiculously over-priced clothes THEY paid for listening to Le Tigre and trying to understand why, oh why you were cursed with such HORRIBLE circumstances; wearing a bandana; taking pictures for your Myspace that you think are sooo deep when you have no artistic ability and you just sit there scowling; deciding that OOOH black mohawks aren't cool anymore so you bleach out random fucking parts of it or about a million other things you know you love to do, you are indeed a waste of fucking life.
You think you have rights because you're 18. You think you're so fucking special because you "work" and go to school. You go to community college for 12 hours a week and work half again that much as a surly waiter/busboy/retail drone. You are legally an adult. That means NOTHING. For every "freedom" you gain, you also aquire two responsibilities, usually involving GROWING THE FUCK UP. Stop being an immature, irresponsible douche. The world doesn't need you, nor want you. You have NOTHING to offer unless you MAKE something of yourself. Maybe by the time regular students your age are done with graduate school and have completed their doctorates, you will remove your thumb from your ass and realize that everyone has hated you for the past 7 years. Good job, asshole.
You have a good life. Get the FUCK over yourself.
If I see more episodes of this, there will be sequels to this bulletin.
Thank you, and have a good day. I have class.
It has come to my attention that an increasing number of people on my friend's list are becoming emo attention whore scenster fags.
Now, I have absolutely no problem with people that are indeed mentally disturbed, homosexual, bisexual, or just a little fruity.
HOWEVER
If you post a bulletin SIMPLY to inform your millions of scantily-clad wannabe fuck buddies that stole their pictures from porn sites, that during the upcoming weekend you are planning on dyeing your hair black and cutting it into a mohawk, repiercing your nipples [something I obviously find no offense to, but when you take them out only because mommy sees them and you're AFRAID of getting in trouble, you're a cheesy pussy], and any of the following: spending more than $50 at Urban Outfitters on any given day; diddling yourself to the thought of Le Tigre [or any other shitty band]; going to a "peace march" to "hate on that fucker Bush" that has never done anything to really alter your pretty little existence; complaining about starving people in Africa while you spend $75 on fucking concert tickets; hate on your parents for "ruining" your life by telling you to not go out on a Tuesday night just to race off in the car THEY bought you in the ridiculously over-priced clothes THEY paid for listening to Le Tigre and trying to understand why, oh why you were cursed with such HORRIBLE circumstances; wearing a bandana; taking pictures for your Myspace that you think are sooo deep when you have no artistic ability and you just sit there scowling; deciding that OOOH black mohawks aren't cool anymore so you bleach out random fucking parts of it or about a million other things you know you love to do, you are indeed a waste of fucking life.
You think you have rights because you're 18. You think you're so fucking special because you "work" and go to school. You go to community college for 12 hours a week and work half again that much as a surly waiter/busboy/retail drone. You are legally an adult. That means NOTHING. For every "freedom" you gain, you also aquire two responsibilities, usually involving GROWING THE FUCK UP. Stop being an immature, irresponsible douche. The world doesn't need you, nor want you. You have NOTHING to offer unless you MAKE something of yourself. Maybe by the time regular students your age are done with graduate school and have completed their doctorates, you will remove your thumb from your ass and realize that everyone has hated you for the past 7 years. Good job, asshole.
You have a good life. Get the FUCK over yourself.
If I see more episodes of this, there will be sequels to this bulletin.
Thank you, and have a good day. I have class.