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they should make a reality tv show, and get like the craziest fighters all over the land, like some crazy whites and asians and niggers, and that one irish guy. and have like a real mortal kombat where people fight to the death. and the winner will have to fight next year and the year after and he is titled the best fighter in the world. and when people die, the winner gets their soul. and people shoot fire. and ice. and snakes from their hand. cuz everyone would pay to watch that.