I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again.
Here I am. HERE I AM! Here is an update on various things in my life:
I've just watched the Simpson's and now Seinfeld is on. I've got last nights episode of House downloaded, a DVD of 3 episodes of CSI to watch and some Law & Orders to finish up. I've been watching a lot of t.v. and movies. Like always.
I got Joe's Steakshop for dinner. Well, it wasn't really dinner, it was between a lunch and dinner. Linner? Lupper? Anyways, I had Joe's for dinner. My regular, a mild cheesesteak with sauce and onions. Only this time, I had them add lettuce. And it was good. Damn good.
I took Tubby dog to the mall to get his picture with Santa. It was fun. I felt like a Mom. "I'm not a dog! I'm just a kid in a dog costume!"
Tubby met up with Max and Buddy, these two pugs that live down the street. There was a flurry of grunts and snorts and I was like, "Tubby, they're speaking your language!"
I'm almost finished Christmas shopping. I've just got a couple of Samuri swords to pick up and I am done. Done done done. This time of year depresses me. Next year I am going to Disney! Why Disney, you ask? Because I have never been there. And it's magic.
I've been taking a lot of aromatherapy bathes lately. Bathes ease both the mind and the body. I suggest a bath to anyone to cure anything. A bath and a Lindt's milk chocolate truffle. Yummmmm.
I got some really cool panties. They say "Jessica's Famous Milkshakes" on 'em. Pretty darn fancy if you ask me.
My brother Kevin has a job at Subway, so I have been eating a lot of subs.
I don't know what I'm suppose to be writing here. I haven't updated in so long and I don't think anyone even cares. No one reads my crappy nonsensical rants.
P.S. Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.
And I want to go to the Olive Garden! And I want to try indian food.
That's it, thats all I have to say. Until the next time, my friends.
I've just watched the Simpson's and now Seinfeld is on. I've got last nights episode of House downloaded, a DVD of 3 episodes of CSI to watch and some Law & Orders to finish up. I've been watching a lot of t.v. and movies. Like always.
I got Joe's Steakshop for dinner. Well, it wasn't really dinner, it was between a lunch and dinner. Linner? Lupper? Anyways, I had Joe's for dinner. My regular, a mild cheesesteak with sauce and onions. Only this time, I had them add lettuce. And it was good. Damn good.
I took Tubby dog to the mall to get his picture with Santa. It was fun. I felt like a Mom. "I'm not a dog! I'm just a kid in a dog costume!"
Tubby met up with Max and Buddy, these two pugs that live down the street. There was a flurry of grunts and snorts and I was like, "Tubby, they're speaking your language!"
I'm almost finished Christmas shopping. I've just got a couple of Samuri swords to pick up and I am done. Done done done. This time of year depresses me. Next year I am going to Disney! Why Disney, you ask? Because I have never been there. And it's magic.
I've been taking a lot of aromatherapy bathes lately. Bathes ease both the mind and the body. I suggest a bath to anyone to cure anything. A bath and a Lindt's milk chocolate truffle. Yummmmm.
I got some really cool panties. They say "Jessica's Famous Milkshakes" on 'em. Pretty darn fancy if you ask me.
My brother Kevin has a job at Subway, so I have been eating a lot of subs.
I don't know what I'm suppose to be writing here. I haven't updated in so long and I don't think anyone even cares. No one reads my crappy nonsensical rants.
P.S. Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.
And I want to go to the Olive Garden! And I want to try indian food.
That's it, thats all I have to say. Until the next time, my friends.