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Why the fuck does my journal default to September 9th every time I click update?! This was an absolutely beautiful weekend.
Thursday night/ Friday:
Sick as a fucking dog. Couldn't even pick my head up. Then Kris offered me something better than chicken soup... shoes. Can't beat it. So we go to Firestone and get her oil changed since she is my twin and all and Matt is my cousin making Matt her cousin making oil 12.99. What o what do you ask we did with our 45 minute wait?! Yea thats right we walked our trashy asses to MJM Shoes and went crazy. She got an adorable pair of plaid heels. Very very cute and I got a pair of metallic pink XOXO and a $6 pair of these crazy mesh things. I got two pairs of shoes which would have cost me upwards of $100, for 23! Fever went away right then and there. Went to quiznos... had some soup. Went to blockbuster. Went back to blockbuster. T-mobile. MALL! All in all a beautiful camden-esque afternoon (that's right I made it an adjective)
Friday night:
People were gonna come over but due to my illness I didn't put ANY effort behind getting them there, besides it is for the better. There was a party across the street and that would have been bad news all around. I had trouble controlling the five of us. We played a game of Kings and Fuck the Dealer. FTD had to be the best though it went like this...
Ok Fives are done Danielle pick a number
FIVE!
No danielle fives are done.
Kim: (card is a 2) Lower
yea I don't think so.
Toby: Get me ONE more beer.
TOBY FORKER DRANK 4 BEERS WTF?!?!?!? Toby drinks four beers with dinner!
However for questions my favorite had to be:
' Why do you have a cat?' (Still don't know where that came from)
Yea before all that happened Kris and I went to PT. Shamus badgered me about getting Jager bombs instead of drinks and Kris's boobs made nice targets for ice cubes. Craig came in, I was like ok we are leaving. I feel bad about that. But people were waiting. Shamus was angry. Just wait... one of these days I won't just stop in for one drink and I will be there his whole shift... lets see who wants who to go home then hmmm...
Jim was suppossed to show up with Toby. Whatever happened there I will never know. Jim finally gets around to coming over at like 130. We go to Jays... they have food. (I wasn't drinking). I hate going places with people that know people. Well it depends. Craig will introduce me and Kris to the cashier at the supermarket if he knew them. Jim just went about his business. Pfft. We had dried asshole on a bone to keep us busy. Drove around for a little. Amazing convo with Jim. I basically told him what to do with his snuggle craving. I love him as a friend. he is amazing to me but he might get punched in the face.
Saturday:
Usually we only feel like going out one night a weekend. But this weekend, why not both nights?! So K is like yo lets go to pauls and i am like all innocent 'sure' Fuck that shit. That was the jungle a la broad st. If I woulda known we were goin to temple i woulda worn a bullet proof vest. Paul's street is lovely though. Very well lit right across from the hospital, gorgeous area if you survive the trip in! So we indulge in a very large bottle of raspberry rum (my new favorite) and asshole. We didn't even play the game right because it was entirely too impossible for these people to cooperate. It was:
Tommy C ( laugh a minute!)
Paulie ( ok in my book, we are getting married... TODAY!. Tommy C will be the best man and Kris the maid of honor. We have not decided yet on the color of the bridesmaid dresses but Tommy apparently has the rest planned out) ~~~In order to play asshole we had to have Paul put his life on the line for cards first... and gherkins... and lobster bibs... and tampons... and straws.~~~
Jean - shes ok, she stole tommy c's belt and hat so he was basically naked. that and his pants wouldn't stay up.
Nicole - quiet but sweet. I felt like we were a lot to handle for her.
Jamie - shes ok too. She had to sleep at Kris's last night. There was a sleepover slumber party I didn't attend.
Kristin - what a bitch
Me - super cool.
Made it home alive.
I babysit today [ aka top dog money!]
I want to swim. Maybe I will put on my bathing suit and lay on the trampoline and pretend I am a beached whale on a white sandy beach.
Love yas
D.
P.S. when you don't have air in your car in the middle of july. DON'T buy hot coffee and think you will like drinking it! Just a lil tidbit from me to you.
Thursday night/ Friday:
Sick as a fucking dog. Couldn't even pick my head up. Then Kris offered me something better than chicken soup... shoes. Can't beat it. So we go to Firestone and get her oil changed since she is my twin and all and Matt is my cousin making Matt her cousin making oil 12.99. What o what do you ask we did with our 45 minute wait?! Yea thats right we walked our trashy asses to MJM Shoes and went crazy. She got an adorable pair of plaid heels. Very very cute and I got a pair of metallic pink XOXO and a $6 pair of these crazy mesh things. I got two pairs of shoes which would have cost me upwards of $100, for 23! Fever went away right then and there. Went to quiznos... had some soup. Went to blockbuster. Went back to blockbuster. T-mobile. MALL! All in all a beautiful camden-esque afternoon (that's right I made it an adjective)
Friday night:
People were gonna come over but due to my illness I didn't put ANY effort behind getting them there, besides it is for the better. There was a party across the street and that would have been bad news all around. I had trouble controlling the five of us. We played a game of Kings and Fuck the Dealer. FTD had to be the best though it went like this...
Ok Fives are done Danielle pick a number
FIVE!
No danielle fives are done.
Kim: (card is a 2) Lower
yea I don't think so.
Toby: Get me ONE more beer.
TOBY FORKER DRANK 4 BEERS WTF?!?!?!? Toby drinks four beers with dinner!
However for questions my favorite had to be:
' Why do you have a cat?' (Still don't know where that came from)
Yea before all that happened Kris and I went to PT. Shamus badgered me about getting Jager bombs instead of drinks and Kris's boobs made nice targets for ice cubes. Craig came in, I was like ok we are leaving. I feel bad about that. But people were waiting. Shamus was angry. Just wait... one of these days I won't just stop in for one drink and I will be there his whole shift... lets see who wants who to go home then hmmm...
Jim was suppossed to show up with Toby. Whatever happened there I will never know. Jim finally gets around to coming over at like 130. We go to Jays... they have food. (I wasn't drinking). I hate going places with people that know people. Well it depends. Craig will introduce me and Kris to the cashier at the supermarket if he knew them. Jim just went about his business. Pfft. We had dried asshole on a bone to keep us busy. Drove around for a little. Amazing convo with Jim. I basically told him what to do with his snuggle craving. I love him as a friend. he is amazing to me but he might get punched in the face.
Saturday:
Usually we only feel like going out one night a weekend. But this weekend, why not both nights?! So K is like yo lets go to pauls and i am like all innocent 'sure' Fuck that shit. That was the jungle a la broad st. If I woulda known we were goin to temple i woulda worn a bullet proof vest. Paul's street is lovely though. Very well lit right across from the hospital, gorgeous area if you survive the trip in! So we indulge in a very large bottle of raspberry rum (my new favorite) and asshole. We didn't even play the game right because it was entirely too impossible for these people to cooperate. It was:
Tommy C ( laugh a minute!)
Paulie ( ok in my book, we are getting married... TODAY!. Tommy C will be the best man and Kris the maid of honor. We have not decided yet on the color of the bridesmaid dresses but Tommy apparently has the rest planned out) ~~~In order to play asshole we had to have Paul put his life on the line for cards first... and gherkins... and lobster bibs... and tampons... and straws.~~~
Jean - shes ok, she stole tommy c's belt and hat so he was basically naked. that and his pants wouldn't stay up.
Nicole - quiet but sweet. I felt like we were a lot to handle for her.
Jamie - shes ok too. She had to sleep at Kris's last night. There was a sleepover slumber party I didn't attend.
Kristin - what a bitch
Me - super cool.
Made it home alive.
I babysit today [ aka top dog money!]
I want to swim. Maybe I will put on my bathing suit and lay on the trampoline and pretend I am a beached whale on a white sandy beach.
Love yas
D.
P.S. when you don't have air in your car in the middle of july. DON'T buy hot coffee and think you will like drinking it! Just a lil tidbit from me to you.