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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I set chris_bal_green's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I pushed omegaspark in the mud (-17 points). In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I put gum in smoovygee's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (597 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
piecqueen