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You might be a fan girl obsessed with Avenged Sevenfold if...
-You want grapes with every meal.
-You cried when Johnny got rid of his Mohawk.
-You have tried to drink two bottles of Heineken at the same time with handcuffs on.
-You have been envious of a CD.
-You cried when they walked on stage during a concert.
-You can't type "brain" without typing "Brian" first.
-You hover over the computer in wait for fan fiction.
-You think it's totally normal for guys to do interviews in their boxers and tube socks.
-You make icons featuring footage from said interview.
-You think of Matt and/or Zacky whenever you hear "Grillz" by Nelly.
-In said song instead of singing "Smile for me, daddy" you sing "Smile for me, Matty"/"Smile for me, Zacky"
-You love lisps.
-You have a newfound fetish for lip piercings, nose piercings, and tattoos.
-You know what Synyster Gates's first tattoo was and how old he was when he got it.
-You know that Zacky Vengeance still does not know how the tattoo on his leg turned out.
-You can't hear "G-Unit" without yelling "G-g-g-g G-Unit!" in similar fashion to Zacky.
-When you're suffering from insomnia at 3:00 A.M. the first thing you do is turn on Sevenfold.
-You make "squee" noises whenever you see any kind of slash "evidence"
-You have copies of some of their high school pictures on your computer.
-You can't listen to Sevenfold without getting extremely excited and being unable to sit still like you have ADHD.
-You learned the lyrics to "Stubb (A Dub)" because that's one of Syn's favorite songs.
-You know that that Twins shirt Zacky has is definitely not new.
-You love snow man plushies thanks to Syn.
-You love dimples thanks to Shads.
-You cannot refer to Brian as "Synyster".
-You cannot refer to Matt as "Shadows"
-You can't refer to Jimmy as "The Rev"
-You have names for pairings. Such as Zynny or Jimonnah
-The thought of Johnny in magenta stilletos is almost believable
-In old photos of Sevenfold you play "Where's Brian?" like "Where's Waldo?"
-You believe that Zacky must be poured into his jeans.
-You have a strict belief that Zacky and Brian go commando during concerts (even if that isn't true) strictly for "easy access after the concert."
-Seeing a picture of Johnny Christ petting his crotch is totally normal.
-You own a pink fly swatter, but have never used it on a fly.
-Your ideas of superpowers are to be invisible to kill someone, or hide from someone, or to be your boss's boss.
-You have a conversation with a friend and send each other hundreds of pictures, only to hear "I've seen that one" about eighty percent of the time.
-After the concert you can remember anything similar to fan service more than anything else and better than anything else.
-You are a member of multiple fan fiction/fandom communities on Live Journal and other journaling services, as well as message boards.
-You "convert" your friends to being as obsessed as you are.
-You firmly believe that every year is "The Year of the Death bat."
-You'd kill to be one of the people whose souls were stolen in "The Beast and the Harlot" video.
-Strippers aren't taboo in the slightest, and neither are hookers.
-Sex, drugs, and rock and roll is no longer an evil phrase.
-You are willing to permanently mark your body with tattoos in honor of Sevenfold.
-Getting viper hoops/snake bites is very appealing.
-You can see a tribute band in your future.
-You own a Sevenfold trucker hat even though you're a girl and you wear it proud, despite others telling you it looks "butchy."
-You've named something you own after a member.
-You can't imagine a day without anything Sevenfold-related.