sugar we're going down swingin' - robin hood season three reluca-watch picspam
Once upon a time there lived a guy named, uh, Guy. Of Gisborne, in fact, and he loved this bird named Marian and it was like bondage happy-times all the time and they didn't know anyone at all named Robin Hood. They lived happily ever after.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
Apparently, once shaken out of my Season-Two-Finale-Daze by maddeinin and jesshelga, I was told it didn't happen like my brain tells me it did, and in actual fact? Lucy Griffiths is beautiful and out of a job. Really beautiful and really out of a job.
Oh, okay. Fine. I decided not to watch season three because I am cranky and a petulant child, but I was conned drawn back into watch it by maddeinin and her wily ways. With jesshelga because, like, as if I'm doin' it alone.
We open with - wait for it - Robin being emo.
He's running around being ~self-destructive~ and ~no-one can heal his heart~!!
WAHHHHHH I HATE MY LIFE WAHHHHHHHHHHHUUUHHHHHHHH
Thanks, Much and Little John. They're sick of his shit, too.
And they sort of reflect what I first thought when I saw Alan running around with them again, because, like I explained, I kind of blacked-out the last season's finale, okay?
Look at my scarf I was knitting whilst watching! Isn't it colourful? It certainly kept the whole thing interesting for me, especially with the lack of Guy. Where is that emo-tastic, eyeliner-wearing mofo?
Not that one, guyze.
THERE WE GO. Layin' around, angsting in bed about killin' his One True Love.
So of course, he runs outside to have a good ol' wangsty-emo-tra-la-la wrestle with his One True Foe, Robin.
...and runs off with a little girl. Uh.
He's about to throw her over a cliff, because he's a classy dude, when the audience remembers that something's missing!
...
THE HOMO-EROTICISM, OF COURSE!
Crickets
Well, it's pretty much back. And how!
It's back in Robin's tight pants!
It's back when Guy's angsting upside down!
It's kind of inherent in this guy who apparently had something to do with the plot!
And it's back in droves with everyone's favourite abusive couple that isn't Marian/Guy!
The Sheriff wishes to inform you all that he is completely above this bullshit and the coolest motherfucker to grace the planet.
Well, that may be debatable.
Insert tribute to Michael Jackson here via "anachronistic" clothing
Speaking of the wardrobe, everyone seems to be dressed by The Sofa King.
Your specialist for tassels and the finest Italian leather!
There is a plot, something to do with Robin's awesome return thanks to Friar Tuck and an eclipse. Huh. Speaking of that GQMF -
Tuck says "LOL" and possibly is wondering how to get out of his BBC contract.
In other news, Guy busts a move.
He also has swords pointed at him, and begs for death WAAAHHHHHHHH
Gets swords swiped along his cheek in an erotic way, whilst begging for death WAHHHHH
As well as pointing swords and begging for death WAHHHHHHHHH
And has more swords pointed at him, but instead of begging for death etc, pwnz the Sheriff and is a bad doggie, no biscuit (although Sheriff is both curious and aroused by this development).
All while rockin' the latest in Middle Ages hair fashion.
Because he's worth it!
Finally, he yells in frustration and begging-for-death-WAHHHH-ness.
A lot.
Then Robin buries Marian's ring. No, Robin, planting a piece of jewellery won't grow a Ring Tree.
I'm sorry. It's just basic botanical science, boyo!
~THE END~
And then, because I'm a masochist and probably have drunk too much coffee thus am awake for the next seventeen days, I watched the second episode, too. It included:
A character with GASP lady-bits who was WTF feisty and zany and TOUGH and OMG.
She's not like Marian, okay? She has a zany braid and shit!
crickets
The episode also included:
Guy yelling some more!
The Boondock Saints!
This unappealing douchebag!
Eyeliner even Pete Wentz is jealous of!
Caps that can be taken really far out of context!
Highly-unlikely "anachronistic" flying scenes!
Cries of "OH FFS JUST DO IT YOU TWO"!
The lastest from The Sofa King's capsule collection, Fabio's Fabulous Frockings!
And ending, naturally, on Guy being dragged somewhere while yelling and his hair flying whilst begging for death WAHHHHH or something.
Oh, Season Three.
Don't even say it. Lepers!
*does eighteen shots in a row*
Next time on "Emo! Emo! Emo!', Robin tries to act and Guy washes his hair. Maybe.
I miss Marian.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
Apparently, once shaken out of my Season-Two-Finale-Daze by maddeinin and jesshelga, I was told it didn't happen like my brain tells me it did, and in actual fact? Lucy Griffiths is beautiful and out of a job. Really beautiful and really out of a job.
Oh, okay. Fine. I decided not to watch season three because I am cranky and a petulant child, but I was conned drawn back into watch it by maddeinin and her wily ways. With jesshelga because, like, as if I'm doin' it alone.
We open with - wait for it - Robin being emo.
He's running around being ~self-destructive~ and ~no-one can heal his heart~!!
WAHHHHHH I HATE MY LIFE WAHHHHHHHHHHHUUUHHHHHHHH
Thanks, Much and Little John. They're sick of his shit, too.
And they sort of reflect what I first thought when I saw Alan running around with them again, because, like I explained, I kind of blacked-out the last season's finale, okay?
Look at my scarf I was knitting whilst watching! Isn't it colourful? It certainly kept the whole thing interesting for me, especially with the lack of Guy. Where is that emo-tastic, eyeliner-wearing mofo?
Not that one, guyze.
THERE WE GO. Layin' around, angsting in bed about killin' his One True Love.
So of course, he runs outside to have a good ol' wangsty-emo-tra-la-la wrestle with his One True Foe, Robin.
...and runs off with a little girl. Uh.
He's about to throw her over a cliff, because he's a classy dude, when the audience remembers that something's missing!
...
THE HOMO-EROTICISM, OF COURSE!
Crickets
Well, it's pretty much back. And how!
It's back in Robin's tight pants!
It's back when Guy's angsting upside down!
It's kind of inherent in this guy who apparently had something to do with the plot!
And it's back in droves with everyone's favourite abusive couple that isn't Marian/Guy!
The Sheriff wishes to inform you all that he is completely above this bullshit and the coolest motherfucker to grace the planet.
Well, that may be debatable.
Insert tribute to Michael Jackson here via "anachronistic" clothing
Speaking of the wardrobe, everyone seems to be dressed by The Sofa King.
Your specialist for tassels and the finest Italian leather!
There is a plot, something to do with Robin's awesome return thanks to Friar Tuck and an eclipse. Huh. Speaking of that GQMF -
Tuck says "LOL" and possibly is wondering how to get out of his BBC contract.
In other news, Guy busts a move.
He also has swords pointed at him, and begs for death WAAAHHHHHHHH
Gets swords swiped along his cheek in an erotic way, whilst begging for death WAHHHHH
As well as pointing swords and begging for death WAHHHHHHHHH
And has more swords pointed at him, but instead of begging for death etc, pwnz the Sheriff and is a bad doggie, no biscuit (although Sheriff is both curious and aroused by this development).
All while rockin' the latest in Middle Ages hair fashion.
Because he's worth it!
Finally, he yells in frustration and begging-for-death-WAHHHH-ness.
A lot.
Then Robin buries Marian's ring. No, Robin, planting a piece of jewellery won't grow a Ring Tree.
I'm sorry. It's just basic botanical science, boyo!
~THE END~
And then, because I'm a masochist and probably have drunk too much coffee thus am awake for the next seventeen days, I watched the second episode, too. It included:
A character with GASP lady-bits who was WTF feisty and zany and TOUGH and OMG.
She's not like Marian, okay? She has a zany braid and shit!
crickets
The episode also included:
Guy yelling some more!
The Boondock Saints!
This unappealing douchebag!
Eyeliner even Pete Wentz is jealous of!
Caps that can be taken really far out of context!
Highly-unlikely "anachronistic" flying scenes!
Cries of "OH FFS JUST DO IT YOU TWO"!
The lastest from The Sofa King's capsule collection, Fabio's Fabulous Frockings!
And ending, naturally, on Guy being dragged somewhere while yelling and his hair flying whilst begging for death WAHHHHH or something.
Oh, Season Three.
Don't even say it. Lepers!
*does eighteen shots in a row*
Next time on "Emo! Emo! Emo!', Robin tries to act and Guy washes his hair. Maybe.
I miss Marian.