Fic: "The Zen of Target", Life (Charlie/Dani Go To Target drabbles)

[piecesofalice]

Hello, hello, hello
It's good to be back

Well. Sorta. Internet is still borked at home, but expected re-joining of online community is tomorrow. Maybe. Maybe.

Still! jesshelga & put out a call for Your Favo(u)rite OTP Goes To Target, and the results have been wonderful, amazing, filled with homewares and conservatively priced clothing, all under the one

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[kirbyfest]

Faaaaabulous! Frying pan. Hee.

I am discovering a weird Target kink I never knew I had. DAMN YOU ANXIETYGRRL!

[piecesofalice]

I know! There's something about having OTPs trapped in a building filled with wonderous items to purchase that says "write me".

And lord knows Charlie needs some stuff for his house. I smell a sequel, filled with bean bags.

[baggers]

OTP goes to target: OH MY GOD, MADE FOR ASHLEIGH.

[piecesofalice]

YES! Have you been enjoying the links at jesshelga's gurnal?

(I am emailing you RIGHT NOW CREEPY WOOO)

[baggers]

i am catching up on flist now, so i WILL enjoy them very soon!

[aj]

*CACKLES*

Wait, Target has booze? WAIT, IT DOES! I forgot about that...

HANYWAY. I have no idea who I should write walking around Target. Eames would have to kick Goren away from the bacon Pringles and distract him with choxy to get him away from electronics.

[jesshelga]

I have put a lot of thought into this:
you could write Charlie and Ted
or another Charlie and Dani
or Harry/Hermione Come to America! (you know you want to)
or even Bruce/Amy!
Clark/Chloe?

TARGET! IT IS MAGICAL AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT!

[piecesofalice]

jesshelga told me Target has booze! Blame her if it doesn't!!

Yes, I think Goren/Eames is a must. You could totally have him hiding in the book section, reading Harlequin romances, while Eames wonders which suitably matronesque nightie she should buy.

Or that may be Lynley and Havers, I get so confused some times. *sighs*

(are there REALLY bacon Pringles?!)

[aj]

Ahahaha! Oh, Wino. You crack my shit up. You have to sometimes wonder if she's just pulling a really bad joke on the world.

OMG, Havers and Lynley in a Target would be so... hysterically funny. Only they'd totes be arguing over whether or not to go to Mark & Spencer or Harrod's and they end up in Tesco debating the merits of water bottles. Or something.

(I don't know! Probably. They have spicy Thai.)

[jesshelga]

Frying pan FTW.

Also the pillows with Strawberry Shortcake vomit...

I love Dani in Target. Thanks for coming out of your rustic wireless-free shack to post this :-p

[piecesofalice]

I had to kick a few goats away from the door to get through it, but I managed. I'm even dressed in city folk garb today, y'all.

Duelling Banjoys Plays

Tomorrow, baybee! None of this crappy "oh I have to do some WORK upstairs, guyze" sham anymore!

[grimorie]

Aww, those two! *pinches cheeks* I love how you write them, a lot.