Black Women: Hey Chump! Whats up cracker jack? Ya you herd me, cracker jack! Wow, I'm a D.O.R.K. G.A.N.G.S.T.E.R. and I come from the land of peanut butter. Ya, you herd. I already said that but dont hate. Its not my fualy my momma's in jail. Look---how I'm crying, look what you've done! Torn my family apart. Don't laugh. Only Tickle me Elmo can laugh ((and thats only when I rub him the right way, with the lube)) I'm out!
blackity black black black black black
^How do they know Im not a whity? They thought my hero Mikey Jack was a whity. Now when I walk down the street they call me Blackie Chan, even when I'm wearing my "I'm a White Man Shirt". Whats up wit dat? They need to go get a elmo and shoot Fifty Dolla, then they know what be do. Ya herd? Momma wants some luvin from Elmo! But first I gotta brong my momma some cookies in jail and tell her my bro got shot down by his brother from another mother scubba diving!
Black Man: hello, I am black, you are too! A little poem from nigga to boo.
im a little black ma, short & black when you tip me over stolen stuff comes out
im a black black chicken chicken, black black black chicken head
Those were random outbursts of black people. Watch out! The darkies are visious. Especially when we are overtired?