Waiting is half the fun
((note: continued from here.At Warren's suggestion that we go to his room while we let Xander soak in his own blood... and, uh, pain and... rubbing alcohol... well, I of course nodded enthusiastically and made sure that I was the first one up the stairs. I wanted to show Warren that I was still willing to listen to him after my little slip up
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"Something? That was... that was so cool! We. Are so cool! We're totally super villains! But, uh, not like the evil antithesis of that stupid Disney cartoon, just... you know, evil... That was so cool!"
When Warren walked into the room, I stopped by bed bouncing and sat up, my legs hanging off the edge of the bed, kicking back and forth with excitement. I just couldn't find it in me to keep still.
"Look at my kitten, how well he knows me."
Even though he wasn't really talking to me, I nodded my head so quickly in response that I nearly gave myself whiplash. Warren seemed pleased with me. That was good. That was really good. Maybe he'd forgiven me? No, I probably still needed to really do something for him to make it up to him. I didn't mind - I really should have known better than to question him in the first place.
Warren took a moment to put his arm around me, and I almost melted. My head was spinning from it all... though, uh, that could have just been from bouncing on the bed and then sitting up so fast, but still, major head-spinning. He moved away to get himself a glass of wine, and I watched him in awe as he drank it. Not just because I had trouble swallowing the stuff, but because of the way he did it. The way he did everything. It made me shiver a bit.
"I'm feeling lush. I say we drop Xander off on Buffy's doorstep, come back here and get so drunk that we don't even realize we're having a threesome until we're all about to orgasm. Sound good?"
My eyes went wide at this. I mean, Warren was never one for subtlety when it came to sex or anything like that, but I hadn't really been expecting him to say... wait, threesome? I looked nervously over at Anya, then back at Warren. I wasn't so sure how I felt about that. I mean, I knew Anya was hot - really hot, I guess - but for some reason I had trouble imagining myself having sex with her. It was weird, but thinking about me with Warren just came so much easier to me. Maybe I'm...
No, that's not it. I'm... I'm whatever Warren is, which I guess is bisexual since he was so going to do... stuff... with me before Anya showed up. So I'm bisexual too. It probably wouldn't be so bad. No, it definitely wouldn't be bad, because Anya was a hot chick and men like me enjoyed having sex with hot chicks. So I'd enjoy it... so long as Warren was there with me.
"God. I love the world."
Warren had fallen back on his bed, still drinking the wine. I wet my lips a little while watching him. Whenever he did things like that, it made me feel all funny and uncomfortable. I shifted a bit on the bed, turning so I could see him better. My arm went out behind me as I leaned back, propping me up.
"Do, uh... do we have to take him back now? I mean, we just came upstairs. We should probably let him wait a bit longer.
"And, uh, we'll have to do some serious clean up later before we drop him off. You know, check for stray fibers, skin, or hairs that could be traced back to us. We should probably have worn those biohazard suits like the killers in Murder by Numbers did before we touched him, but it's too late now for that I guess. Besides, when we drop him off he'll be able to testify that we did it... er, if the Sunnydale police do anything at all. They don't exactly have a history of being too thorough. I mean, this is Sunnydale, and you rarely hear much about any sort of criminal investigations going on, period. Only when the bad guys slip up and get captured..."
Like I did last night...
"So, uh, yeah... either way, I guess. But, uh... if you wanted to do that... that thing, now, that would be fine. Good! Good, I mean. Really, really good. But uh, I don't think I'll be drinking any, so... so count me out of that drunk part I guess. But, uh, I'm still up for the rest of it!"
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