I walked the beach, heading towards the lored caves of Walla after that bloody unpleasant trip across the Atlantic on that miserable liner
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"You are not worthy to pass the required tests, vampire, but very well, you seek to become what you were, and you shall have to pass to achive this that is your goal."
I looked around. "Judging by the bloody environs, I'm guessing that I won't need a number two pencil for this test?"
Mojo man laughed and faded into the distance.
"Here we are now, entertain us," I said, as he faded away and a beefy looking ponce came at me.
I got into fighting position, ready to ruin this guy when he clapped his hands together and lunged at me with fire coming out of his hands.
"Bloody Hell!" He hit me across the face, and proceeded to use the heat to my sodding disadvantage.
But he could only hold off so long before I snapped his neck. Feeling a little bit beaten from the abuse, I limped over to where the mojo guy was. I passed your sodding test, give me what I came here for."
He laughed and I heard something charging at me from behind.
Ahh, so the test wasn't over. I spun and delivered a backhand left, and found it to be blocked by a monstrous sized demon of unknown bloody origin to me. It ripped at me, clawing an enormous gash across my chest that wasn't going to heal, and then swatted me across the room and into the cave.
It howled, but then I thought about Buffy, and charged it, leaping over it's next advance, before it turned to catch my right hand square in the nose.
It staggered, but came at me with a fury, swinging wildly. I ducked it's blow, spun around it and delivered a one two two it's face, a left handed followed by a right.
It staggered more and I lunged upon it, and with a giant pull and twist, I ripped it's head off.
Blood dripping from my nose, my left eye swollen, by chest permanently gashed, I carried it's headover to the mojo guy.
"I've endured your tests, give me what I came here for."
I fell to my knees, dropping the demon head on the ground as Mr. Mojo laughed his deep laugh in the corner.
I didn't know how long that I had been on the ground, but I found myself weary, deflated, nearly bloody dead.
I struggled to my feet and waked towards the opening.
Then I heard the deep mojo voice. "Vampire, you have endured the required tests."
"Damned right I have, now bloody give me what I came here for."
"Very well," It said, as it walked towards me. I stood there, ready for the chip to be removed.
It stuck it's hand out and placed it near my chest. "We will return your SOUL!" He placed his hand on my chest, and I screamed s a searing pain ripped into my chest. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I studied the art work, already bored.
"What is it that YOU seek, vampire?"
"I'm gonna make her pay. I'm gonna get this sodding chip out of my head and make her feel, finally."
He laughed, a guttural and truly bloody annoying laugh.
"You are a poor excuse for a demon. You were once the terror of the land, and know look at you. What makes you think you are worthy, vampire?"
"Just give me the bloody chance. I'll show you what worthy is."
He sighed and made an odd noise.
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I looked around. "Judging by the bloody environs, I'm guessing that I won't need a number two pencil for this test?"
Mojo man laughed and faded into the distance.
"Here we are now, entertain us," I said, as he faded away and a beefy looking ponce came at me.
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I got into fighting position, ready to ruin this guy when he clapped his hands together and lunged at me with fire coming out of his hands.
"Bloody Hell!" He hit me across the face, and proceeded to use the heat to my sodding disadvantage.
But he could only hold off so long before I snapped his neck. Feeling a little bit beaten from the abuse, I limped over to where the mojo guy was. I passed your sodding test, give me what I came here for."
He laughed and I heard something charging at me from behind.
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It howled, but then I thought about Buffy, and charged it, leaping over it's next advance, before it turned to catch my right hand square in the nose.
It staggered, but came at me with a fury, swinging wildly. I ducked it's blow, spun around it and delivered a one two two it's face, a left handed followed by a right.
It staggered more and I lunged upon it, and with a giant pull and twist, I ripped it's head off.
Blood dripping from my nose, my left eye swollen, by chest permanently gashed, I carried it's headover to the mojo guy.
"I've endured your tests, give me what I came here for."
I fell to my knees, dropping the demon head on the ground as Mr. Mojo laughed his deep laugh in the corner.
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I started to get to my knees when thousands of unearthly bugs started climbing over me.
"Bloody hell!" I screamed as they climbed into my mouth, doing something to me, climbing into my eyes, through my navel, infesting me.
I fell to the ground, hoping that these bug-like things would remove the chip from my head.
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I struggled to my feet and waked towards the opening.
Then I heard the deep mojo voice. "Vampire, you have endured the required tests."
"Damned right I have, now bloody give me what I came here for."
"Very well," It said, as it walked towards me. I stood there, ready for the chip to be removed.
It stuck it's hand out and placed it near my chest. "We will return your SOUL!" He placed his hand on my chest, and I screamed s a searing pain ripped into my chest. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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