Saint Clements Castle | Portland, Connecticut | Saturday Afternoon
The big day had arrived and St. Clement's Castle couldn't have looked more beautiful. The place was impeccably decorated and no detail had been overlooked. It was almost as if someone had taken all the best elements you could pull from a storybook wedding and made it real
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ReneeGreat. Killing the messenger, right?
"Passed out drunk is a little past late."
Albert"Well guess you're screwed," Albert said standing up. "I'll go tell the bride the wedding just went down in flames."
Dale"Hold up Albert," Dale said sternly. "Exactly how drunk are we talking about?"
ReneeRenee sighed. "He had enough time to sign the certificate, but also enough time to finish half a bottle of scotch." And god had it looked good.
Even after all this time.
HarryHarry let out a long whistle. "That much booze? We better call in for reinforcements."
Albert"Yeah," Albert said rolling his eyes. "I'll call dial-a-priest and order one up. I hear if they don't show up in thirty minutes the ceremony is free."
Renee"Did you manage to finally get a priest in town maybe?" Renee asked, arms over her chest and looking thoughtful.
Worf"Perhaps," said a deep voice at the doorway, "I could be of assistance."
Albert"What the hell is wrong with that guy's forehead?"
DaleDale hushed Albert with a gesture of his hand. "Mr. Worf? Do you know someone who could perform the ceremony?"
Worf"Yes," Worf replied. "Me. My culture has a very traditional ceremony that could be adapted for humans to use."
Renee"...Congratulations, Cooper. Married by an alien," Renee said dryly.
Dale"At this point in the game, I don't think I have any choice," Dale grumbled as he grabbed his jacket. "Worf? Come with me and write out what we need to do for the ceremony. I've got to talk to the bride."
AlbertAlbert watched as his friend headed for the door before shaking his head. "Oh, yeah. He's a dead man."
[Open for interaction if you wish to catch Dale on his way out or to interact with others still in the room]
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