[Locked to DATS, Targeted to Command, Backdated waaaay back to before Royal Base's destruction]

[pidonus]

Good afternoon

Comments

[lionheartfather]

... you do realize that your history leaves us somewhat suspect.

[pidonus]

... I am aware.

I cannot claim to have any reliable way to show that I have truly reformed, other than to point out the lack of incidents since my defeat then.

I can only point out that before that happened, I believed myself to be carrying out the will that I believed myself to be enslaved to by virtue of their holding my soul, little realizing that I did, in fact, have the will to choose for myself - something that was hammered into me by a DATS Agent.

There is temptation for me to just go out and do bad, I will admit it... But I want to do better, and be better. Somehow.

[lionheartfather]

... Then I suppose the answer of who to have you work with is clear. Ivan, are you reading this?

[pidonus]

... I think I recognize the name... Wait, isn't that Hoshi's immediate superior?

[xtrnlmonologue]

I am SEVERAL people's immediate superior.

I am Vice Commander Ivan.

I break things. Because I'm good at it. That includes buildings. People. Spirits. And reality.

What can I do for you?

[pidonus]

Show no fear, only strength, show no fear, only strength.

*Pid is shaking visibly.*

My name is Pidonus Marasia. I am interested in working with DATS, and I guess I've been referred to you.

I... Erm, I'm good with a sword, but...

[xtrnlmonologue]

You are a succubus wanted in kidnapping.

Your competence is questionable.

I have agents that could floss their teeth with you.

[pidonus]

The kidnapping incident was resolved!

... I can't argue either of the other points!

[xtrnlmonologue]

Your role in the kidnapping incident was explained.

My satisfaction is not so easily earned.

I think I can prop up a desk with you for a while.

Maybe after THAT, we can talk more.

And if you disappoint me, I will dismiss you in a CD sleeve.

[pidonus]

Y-yes sir! I will proudly support in any way that I can!

[xtrnlmonologue]

Good.

Welcome to DATS, Agent Pidonius.

[pidonus]

... Understood, sir.

I will do my best to serve well!

[soul_on_light]

Um, sir? Can we not break Pidonus, even if it seems to be a really amusing and great idea at the same time?

[pidonus]

N-No! If it means I can be repaired stronger, push me to my limits!

[soul_on_light]

Oh... you're gonna wish you didn't say that, Pidonus...

[lyricalmagical]

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