from my "the onion" calendar
TOP EUPHEMISMS FOR MENSTRUATION
1. Ridin' the cotton pony
2. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
3. Kate Bush-ing
4. Falling to the Communists
5. A visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
6. Walking along the beach in soft focus
7. "Red Skelton dropped by"
8. Gettin' down with the O.B.
9. "It's 'that time of the month' where 'I'm not at my best'
because 'my vagina is bleeding'"
My favorite is #8. This list would be good on a t-shirt or mug.
1. Ridin' the cotton pony
2. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
3. Kate Bush-ing
4. Falling to the Communists
5. A visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
6. Walking along the beach in soft focus
7. "Red Skelton dropped by"
8. Gettin' down with the O.B.
9. "It's 'that time of the month' where 'I'm not at my best'
because 'my vagina is bleeding'"
My favorite is #8. This list would be good on a t-shirt or mug.