My neck, my back, my neck and my back...........
So today I woke up and didn't feel like living anymore cuz God decides the best time for me to sleep is 4:30 in the morning. No, I did not commit suicide, cuz I wouldn't be writing this entry you dumb ass person thinkin that. I had plans with the Guch today and so I got up and took a shower. It's Wednesday so today is pay day for me. Man, doesn't it feel nice for me to not do a God damn thing and get payed a cool 238.00 a week? Yeah, you wish you could be me. You know what, here's my life, let's trade. I'm just fucking with you. So, Guch scooped me up and we went down to Prudential and Copley to go shopping. When we entered Saks Fifth Avenue, I almost ran into this hot chick and we almost kissed. She stuck her tongue out and said excuse me. What did I do? I stood there and pulled my pants down and waited for her. Anyways, we went to Cheesecake Factory and dropped 60 fuckin dollars on lunch. Who does that? Let me find out me and the Guch are fuckin high rollers. Nope, just a couple struggling actors trying to get by with change in their pockets. Urgggggggghhhhhhhhh. I need to fucking drink man. I can't take this shit. My back is sore like a fag's asshole. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with me but it hurts and I'm crying like a little bitch. Not physically but mentally. After a fabolous day of shopping we went down to Blockbuster and I rented her the O.C. and for my self soft core porn. Just playin, I rented Anchorman. The movie is pretty funny but I've scene better. Movies like snuff films have entered me much more. What are snuff films, you ask? Well let me tell you that they're movies in which chicks get murdered in real life and sick men like me get off on it. Just playing. Ok, I've told my wonderful story about my wonderful life a little too much in detail. I'm goin to pop in a dvd and smoke a great amount of Newports till my lungs collapse. Holla at you boy. This is Cliff, starting to tell those wicked stories again. One love to Tanya, ok. Fuckers................