Gasp! I did it! I caught the last five minutes of the livestream! I mean, I know that's no reason to demand a medal or anything, but, hey, I'm on the East Coast. The timing's kinda funny for me. Also, I'm incredibly disorganized and forgetful. :)
*facepalm* The Chrissy Snow thing was a half-assed reference to Three's Company. Because I am old. In mind and spirit, at least. I dunno, I think it sprang from the idea that girl!Chris would tend to dress a little young for her age? While, conversely, Justine'd be sporting shoulder pads and stripper heels at sixteen. And Lana/Jamie would be worrying about crow's feet before she hit twenty-one. And slathering her face with super-expensive cow placenta, probably.
Hmm. I really ought to get myself a tumblr one of these days. Even if the NSYNC scene there is kind of a bitchfest. I can handle it (she lied, valiantly.)
Eeee! Smug JC! But wait -- are he and Chris an established Thing in this 'verse, or not? ....eh, nevermind. Forget I asked. There's no wrong answer to that question; either way, it's all about the JEALOUSY.
Good news (or possibly bad, I'm not sure which applies to you), I'm probably going to have to bump the stream time to 7 PM PST starting next week. Tumblr's a mixed bag. It's great for sharing pictures and the like but it's a pain in the ass if you want to hold a conversation with people. And yeah, the NSYNC fandom on there is tiny but can get really insufferable sometimes. I can only take so many "JC IS PERFECT, JUSTIN IS TRASH" posts, you know? On a different note, someone once tagged one of my posts with #CHRIS KIRKPATRICK LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD KING and that really made my day when I saw it lmao.
Oh man, I used to love Three's Company so I'm a little ashamed the Chrissy Snow reference just completely flew over my head, haha. I guess I kind of agree? But less babydoll and more tomboy. She's the one that everyone thinks is gay (which is, yeah, true) and she will do everything in her power to encourage it. Justine though. My Justine is, underneath the swagger and diva attitude, super self-conscious about her height and her lack of curves and unruly curls and big nose. Her stylists insist she dress in the way you describe, but she hates it and just wants to dress in frilly dresses and flowery prints. She's a little resentful of Chris because she's a tiny girl and would look cute as hell if she wore frilly dresses and flowery prints. Justine sometimes drags Chris around to shop and try on clothes just to live vicariously through her.
OMG, DazedAndConfused!Chris! I am SCREAMING. I fully support a JC who's more Angry Hell Cat than fluffy kitten, but may I also posit that a 3 JC scenario is way, WAY more likely to take some weird sexual turns than a 3 Chris one? All I'm sayin' is I would not put it past him to make a move on one of his alternate selves, just 'cos he can. He probably wouldn't even consider it infidelity, the freak. (As for the time bump: the later the better, yo! Night owls of the world, unite! :)
Okay, all I can say is I'm sorry I don't drive, 'cos CHRIS KIRKPATRICK LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD KING would make the world's greatest bumper sticker. (Or face tattoo. Or -- hmm -- presidential slogan? Someone call Hillary, stat!)
Here's what's interesting: in a genderswapped NSYNC, Chris'd have the upper hand in a lot of not-insignificant ways. As "the petite one", she'd probably get all the best/cutest/most fashion forward outfits (whether she'd like them or not is a totally separate issue), photographers would always wanna position her front and center, and -- I bet dude!Chris's ultra-high countertenor would lend itself to some pretty impressive Mariah-style runs if adapted to a girl body. Basically, everything that makes him a tough sell as a male performer would automatically become an asset. That's -- that's something to think about. Wow.
Meanwhile, I think we can all agree that Joey's rack would be LEGENDARY. (Have you ever read Stacked by Synchronik? DO IT.)
Wouldn't girl!Chris catch more flak about her age than boy!Chris? Not to mention the eventual weight gain.
All this talk about girl!Sync makes me want to draw them in a bunch of cute outfits now. God, imagine girl!JC's transformation circa the Celebrity era! It'd basically be Christina's Dirrty phase, yes or no? Girl!Sync would look 100x more trashy than their boy counterparts now that I think about it, what with all the extreme lowrise jeans and backless bandana halter tops that plagued the early aughts.
I have def read Stacked lol. I imagine Joey having the classical hourglass figure, with wide hips and choice titties. Like, she looks like she would be this vampy seductress but she's a huge goober with a massive crush on Wonder Woman.
The tradition of lying about one's age is as old as the sea and the stars and [poetic image #42]. :) Even if Chris found the idea tacky, I bet his "people" would take the decision out of his hands and do it for him. He has the face of a baby chipmunk; everyone would buy it. And as for the weight gain, well. That wouldn't happen 'til pretty late in the game and now I'm kinda thinking that JC's Lady Marmalade makeover would probably provide the ultimate distraction, because --
-- oh, God, I don't know if I can even describe what just sideways crabwalked through my mind: a glittering hellscape of visible thongs and snakeskin EVERYTHING and media-fabricated love triangles featuring girl!JC, an Olsen twin and some sleazy billionaire's son. I wanted better for you, JC! You deserve better! *bitter weeping*
Stacked!Joey owns my soul. I could never squeeze myself into any of those stupid Fuman tops, either. :)
(I didn't make it onto the livestream tonight 'til halfway through Gone, but no matter! It did its job. I'm full of love right now, and feeling no pain. You're doing the Lord's work.)
*facepalm* The Chrissy Snow thing was a half-assed reference to Three's Company. Because I am old. In mind and spirit, at least. I dunno, I think it sprang from the idea that girl!Chris would tend to dress a little young for her age? While, conversely, Justine'd be sporting shoulder pads and stripper heels at sixteen. And Lana/Jamie would be worrying about crow's feet before she hit twenty-one. And slathering her face with super-expensive cow placenta, probably.
Hmm. I really ought to get myself a tumblr one of these days. Even if the NSYNC scene there is kind of a bitchfest. I can handle it (she lied, valiantly.)
Eeee! Smug JC! But wait -- are he and Chris an established Thing in this 'verse, or not? ....eh, nevermind. Forget I asked. There's no wrong answer to that question; either way, it's all about the JEALOUSY.
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Oh man, I used to love Three's Company so I'm a little ashamed the Chrissy Snow reference just completely flew over my head, haha. I guess I kind of agree? But less babydoll and more tomboy. She's the one that everyone thinks is gay (which is, yeah, true) and she will do everything in her power to encourage it. Justine though. My Justine is, underneath the swagger and diva attitude, super self-conscious about her height and her lack of curves and unruly curls and big nose. Her stylists insist she dress in the way you describe, but she hates it and just wants to dress in frilly dresses and flowery prints. She's a little resentful of Chris because she's a tiny girl and would look cute as hell if she wore frilly dresses and flowery prints. Justine sometimes drags Chris around to shop and try on clothes just to live vicariously through her.
Dude, Chris nowadays is 100% cinnamon roll. Have you seen his Periscopes with the members of O-Town? 43 years old and still cute as hell, god I hate him. No I don't. I love this precious leprechaun prince.
Bonus doodle! Chris can barely handle one JC, nevermind three of them, and JC has no time for jealousy.
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Okay, all I can say is I'm sorry I don't drive, 'cos CHRIS KIRKPATRICK LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD KING would make the world's greatest bumper sticker. (Or face tattoo. Or -- hmm -- presidential slogan? Someone call Hillary, stat!)
Here's what's interesting: in a genderswapped NSYNC, Chris'd have the upper hand in a lot of not-insignificant ways. As "the petite one", she'd probably get all the best/cutest/most fashion forward outfits (whether she'd like them or not is a totally separate issue), photographers would always wanna position her front and center, and -- I bet dude!Chris's ultra-high countertenor would lend itself to some pretty impressive Mariah-style runs if adapted to a girl body. Basically, everything that makes him a tough sell as a male performer would automatically become an asset. That's -- that's something to think about. Wow.
Meanwhile, I think we can all agree that Joey's rack would be LEGENDARY. (Have you ever read Stacked by Synchronik? DO IT.)
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All this talk about girl!Sync makes me want to draw them in a bunch of cute outfits now. God, imagine girl!JC's transformation circa the Celebrity era! It'd basically be Christina's Dirrty phase, yes or no? Girl!Sync would look 100x more trashy than their boy counterparts now that I think about it, what with all the extreme lowrise jeans and backless bandana halter tops that plagued the early aughts.
I have def read Stacked lol. I imagine Joey having the classical hourglass figure, with wide hips and choice titties. Like, she looks like she would be this vampy seductress but she's a huge goober with a massive crush on Wonder Woman.
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-- oh, God, I don't know if I can even describe what just sideways crabwalked through my mind: a glittering hellscape of visible thongs and snakeskin EVERYTHING and media-fabricated love triangles featuring girl!JC, an Olsen twin and some sleazy billionaire's son. I wanted better for you, JC! You deserve better! *bitter weeping*
Stacked!Joey owns my soul. I could never squeeze myself into any of those stupid Fuman tops, either. :)
(I didn't make it onto the livestream tonight 'til halfway through Gone, but no matter! It did its job. I'm full of love right now, and feeling no pain. You're doing the Lord's work.)
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