best april fool's day ever.

Apr 01, 2005 21:44

this april fool's day, my friends and i commited a very evil prank. it was an idea inspired by something Robin brought to my attention. it was a letter i wrote, & my friends stephanie and nicole handled the look and the distribution of it. im too lazy to type out the situation, but this is what my friend stephanie said on her xanga, in her words. her own words. ALL OF THIS:

so roxxi, nicole and i planned to trick jade, brian, and kathy today. We planned on sending a letter to each of them. We printed out the letters and put them in envelopes with the school's address typed out on them. In the morning, nicole and i went to Mr. V's classroom and i signed the letters with our "principal's signature" and nicole wrote their names on the envelopes and room numbers and the period. then she sent the letters to the teachers and told them to give the letters to jade, brian, and kathy. jade got hers in 1st period psych, brian got his in 2nd period psych and kathy got her's in 3rd in Mr. V's class.

Letter:

April 1, 2005

To _________:

It has been brought to our attention that El Camino Real High School is having a difficulty regarding the certain students permissible to attend our school. As it is known, LAUSD established a system where students residing in certain areas are required to attend the Public Schools closest to them. Due to our overwhelming popularity, we are realizing that parents are deceitful concerning their residences in order to have their children permitted to attend our fine school. We believed this dilemma should be set to its proper order, so the school and LAUSD helped take action against this incident.

Yesterday afternoon, March 31, 2005, we hired personnel to follow you home to ensure and verify that you indeed live within the school’s tolerable boundaries. These personnel reported back to us stating that you inhabit in an area which is not acceptable to our limitations. You are not of the El Camino District. Thusly, we took drastic actions and therefore un-enrolled you in our school. As a gesture of kindness, we registered you in a high school closer to your abode, William Howard Taft High School. We expect you to switch as early as this Monday, thus giving you this weekend to organize. In addition, your parents are fined $500 for equivocation. This is a pre-notice. A formal notice was sent home today to your parents.

We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused. We promise William Howard Taft High School will be a welcoming place where you can reactivate your learning and social experience.

Sincerely,

Kenneth Lee
Principal

nicole made the school's heading exactly like school letters usually are. just absolutely perfect.

nicole and i had to act normal around brian, jade, and kathy hahaha. jade was saying "well i guess i'll just go to Cleveland because i know people there..." During 4th, we walked into dance and we heard kathy talking about how she's being transferred in an angry voice and how she showed Mr. V the letter and he read it to the class and laughed and showed it to Mr. Holloway. Nicole and i had such a hard time trying not to laugh.

During lunch, jade came storming up to me and told me about how she asked mr. craig who gave him the letter to give to her and mr. craig said it was a girl. jade told him she thought it might be a prank and mr. craig said it was a cruel prank and to ask the principal. so i just told her it was us and she literally was killing me with her eyes hahaha she talked about how depressed she was when she got the letter.

During 6th, when i had holloway, i asked him if mr. v showed him a letter and if he thought it was a joke and he said yea ahaha and he talked about how whoever thought up that prank did really good. i told him it was me and friends lol. near the end of class, holloway went to get the letter (mr. v photocopied it lol) and he read it to the class and talked about how it was the best april fools prank. he also talked about how he heard the letter almost put a student to tears. later when we brought brian and kathy to his class, he talked about how our prank was famous now lol

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:-D This is the greatest April Fool's ever. Not only did I see a bunch of friends at Elco today, and hung around in classrooms illegally, but we scared the fuck out of our dearest friends. I love today.

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I want to apologize to Jade, Kathy, and Brian. I'm sorry, and Stephanie, Nicole, and I are cruel. :-D.
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