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I was walking Elvis yesterday and saw some ducks. So I made Travis throw me down some bread and I fed them. This made me overwhelmed with joy. (weird) SOo I got the idea for Travis and myself to go to a pond down the street and feed some more. So we grab a few pieces of bread and head on down in my car. As soon as me and trav step out of the car, there are about 40 (not kidding) ducks coming straight at us from every direction. They are flapping their wings as hard as they can over the lake, waddling and even falling out of trees trying to get to us and our 'goodies'. Visual- these things arent your average duck, they are atleast 15 pounds and have that nasty red stuff hanging from their faces. So Im tossing the bread as far as I can so they will get away from me, but more keep showing up, walking at us like they wanted BLOOD. One of my biggest fears is to be chased, so I start screaming and running towards the car as Im chucking out full slices of bread. My car door was facing the ducks, so I was freaking out. And Travis wouldnt unlock the door. The End haha I got tired of typing.
Later as we are driving away I realize that we just made all of the ducks run over to like the busiest road where you always see roadkill. So much for my good deed.
Sorry for all those who just waisted there time on my story. hahahahahahahahahahaha =)