May 06, 2005 06:08
yesterday, i was at my house studying like a good ap us student.
my friend ( who shall remain nameless because i want to kill them) comes in my room and pushes me off the bed. i have wood floors and i happened to land on my chin. i have 6 stitches in my lip (its so big its crazy). i have to have surgery sometime after the sats because my mouth is sooo messed up and i cannot live with a messed up mouth.
the moral of the story is that god tried to tell me to stop studying because i was going to go insane, so i stopped. but now i have a fucked up grill for sure. hahaha
ps. the second part is a really big joke and the first is definitely true.