CHALLENGE 21 BRAIN TWIN
CHALLENGE 21 BRAIN TWIN
Brain twins/triplets:zaida_weasley
Fandom:Movies
Topic:Favourite movie characters
Top 20 movie characters
Spoiler warnings: Scenes and some quote spoilers.
#20 Emily The Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how...beautiful the moonlight is."
"You may kiss the bride!"
"Hopscotch."
"If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.
If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
And I know her heart is beating,
and I know that I am dead;
yet the pain here that I feel,
try and tell me it's not real,
and it seems that I still have a tear to shed."
"Maybe perhaps he does belong with her. Little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart."
Emily: Pardon my enthusiasm.
Victor: I like your enthusiasm.
"You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you."
"I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. But now - now I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Victor, but you're not mine."
#19 Jerry Maguire Jerry Maguire
"Way back when you were a kid. It wasn't just about the money, was it?"
"Suddenly I was my father's son. I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job, how I ended up here out of law school, the way a stadium sounds when one of my players performs well on the field... And suddenly it was all pretty clear. The answer was fewer clients. Caring for them, caring for ourselves, and the games too. Starting our lives, really. Hey, I'll be the first to admit it. What I was writing was somewhat "touchy feely." I didn't care. I had lost the ability to bullshit. It was the me I'd always wanted to be."
Jerry: Show me the money!
Rod: Yeah! Louder!
Jerry: Show me the money!
Rod: I need to feel you Jerry!
Jerry: Show me the money! Show me the money!
Rod: I love black people.
Jerry: I love black people!
Rod: Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?
Jerry: You're my motherfucker! Show me the money!
Rod: Uh! Congratulations, you're still my agent.
"The kid is amazing."
Jerry: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.
#18 Bruce Wayne/Batman The Dark Knight
"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be"
"Batman has no limits."
"Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after."
"Well, today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today, you get to say, 'I told you so.'"
"You're garbage who kills for money."
"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you?! You're alone!"
"This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good."
"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be"
"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me... Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."
#17 Mrs Lovett Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"Bless my eyes! Fresh supplies..."
"A Customer!
Wait whats your rush where's your hurry,
You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost half a minute,
Can't you sit, sit you down, SIT,
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks,
Did you come here for a pie sir,
Do forgive me if me heads a little vague, what is that? But you'd think we had the plague, from the way that people keep avoiding, no you don't.
...
Well pity a woman alone, with limited wind, and the worst pies in London.
Ah Sir, times is hard, times is hard."
Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't! You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles. Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well! Well, waste not, want not!
Mrs. Lovett: Seems an awful waste; such a nice plump frame whats-his-name has... had... has, nor it can't be traced. Business needs a lift, debts to be erased, think of it as thrift, as a gift, if you get my drift. Seems an awful waste. I mean, with the price of meat what is when you get it, if you get it...
Sweeney: Ahh!...
Mrs. Lovett: Good you got it!
Sweeney: "Don't I know you?" she said. You knew she lived.
Mrs. Lovett: I told you she took poison; I didn't say she died.
Mrs. Lovett: I was only thinking of you!
Sweeney: You lied to me.
#16 Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black pearl
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. "
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Norrington:You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?."
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him... no one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
#15 Arthur "The Point Man" Inception
"Forgive me for wanting a little specificity..."
"So, a totem. It's a small object, potentially heavy, something you can have on you all the time..."
"I can't let you touch it, that would defeat the purpose. See only I know the balance and weight of this particular loaded die. That way when you look at your totem, you know beyond a doubt you're not in someone else's dream."
"Might? We're gonna need to do a little better than might."
"With the slightest disturbance, the dream's going to collapse."
"I would hate to see you out of control."
Arthur: Quick, give me a kiss! [she kisses him]
Ariadne: They're still looking at us.
Arthur: Yeah, it's worth a shot.
"Paradox."
#14 Darth Vader Star Wars Saga
"You don't know the power of the dark side!"
Darth Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, I am your father.
"Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... [pauses] Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will!"
"It is... too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now."
"It is pointless to resist, my son."
Luke: I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father.
Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me!
Anakin Skywalker: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.
Anakin Skywalker: Now, go my son. Leave me.
Luke Skywalker: No, you're coming with me. I won't leave you here. I've got to save you!
Anakin Skywalker: You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right...
#13 Giselle Enchanted
"But dreams do come true. And maybe something wonderful will happen."
"I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss."
Robert: Would you like me to call someone for you?
Giselle: I don't think they would hear you from here.
Giselle: Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
Robert Philip: What kind of place?
Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.
Robert Philip: A hollow tree?
Giselle: Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.
"You've been a very kind friend to me when I had none, and I would never want to make you unhappy or cause you any trouble, so... I'll go. I wish you every happiness."
"You make me so... so... angry! (laughs) I'm angry! (laughs)"
#12 Tracy Turnblad Hairspray
"I watch the Corny Collins show everyday and I do nothing else!"
"Then I hear that beat.
That rhythm of town starts calling me down.
It's like a message from high above.
Oh, oh, oh, pulling me out to the smiles
and the streets that I love.
Good morning, Baltimore!"
"I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished."
"Negro Day’s the best! I wish every day were “Negro Day”!"
"It's changing out there! People who are different, their time is coming!"
"Being invited places by colored people - it feels so hip!"
"This is just so afro-tastic!"
"I think I've kind of been in a bubble... thinking that fairness was gonna just happen. It's not. People like me are gonna have to get up off their fathers' laps and go out and fight for it."
Penny Pingleton: Your hair deflated!
Tracy Turnblad: Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.
"You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton! Things need to change, and I won't stop trying to change them. I don't care how long it takes."
"You can’t stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill;
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will.
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet,
But I just cannot stand still."
#11 Capt. Malcolm Reynolds Serenity
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."
"Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty. Mingo.
Mingo: He's Mingo.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: He's Fanty. You're Mingo.
Mingo: How is it you always know?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty's prettier.
"She is fine! Except for still being crazy! She's the picture of health. "
Kaylee Frye: But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all were watching I take it?
Kaylee Frye: Yes?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket..."
"I remember it, Albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. [to Inara] Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't...
"Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place."
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Aw, hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
"So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world?"
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ready to get off this heap, back to civilized life?
Inara Serra: I, uh... I don't know.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good answer.
"What was that?"
#10 Dory Finding Nemo
"Wow. A whale. You know, I speak whale"
"I suffer from short-term memory loss. No, it's true! I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family! Well I mean... at least... I think it does. Hum... Where are they? ...Can I help you?"
"He's lost his son, Fabio."
Dory: Aaaah! Something's got me!
Marlin: That was me, I'm sorry.
Dory: Who's that?!
Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
Dory: Are--are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Meh. Can't complain.
Marlin: Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No, no, I see it too.
Dory: ...It's orange and small, and white stripes...
Marlin: Me. And the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.
Dory: Come ba-a-a-a-a-a-ck!
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him!
Dory: Maybe a different dialect.
Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
Krill: Swim away!
Dory: Oh, look! Krill!
"Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said, 'We should go to the back of the throat', or 'He wants a root beer float'."
"Come on, trust me on this."
Marlin: Tha-a-a-a-a-a-nk you-u-u-u, si-i-i-i-i-i-i-r-r-r!
Dory: Wow. Wish I could speak whale.
Nemo: Hey, what's the matter?
Dory: I don't know what's going on! I don't know where I am! I know I'm supposed to be looking for someone, but I just can't remember! Can't remember...
Nemo: Hey, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Maybe we could look together?
Dory: I'm Dory.
Nemo: I'm Nemo.
Dory: Nemo??!! That's a nice name.
"Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then, nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo."
#9 Elizabeth Bennet Pride & Prejudice
"Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I shall end up an old maid."
"Now, if every young man in the room does not end the evening in love with you, I am no judge of beauty."
"Mr Darcy? I'd more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine. But no matter. I doubt we shall ever speak again."
Mr Darcy: My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
Elizabeth Bennet: Oh dear I cannot tease you about that. What a shame for I dearly love to laugh.
"He's so...he's so rich."
Lady Catherine:Now tell me once and for all, are you engaged to him?
Elizabeth Bennet:: I am not.
Lady Catherine:: And will you promise never to enter into such an engagement?
Elizabeth Bennet:: I will not and I certainly never shall. You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say. I must ask you to leave immediately. Goodnight.
"I do like him.I love him. He's not proud. I was wrong. I was entirely wrong about him. You don't know him, Papa. If I told you what he was really like, what he's done... --- he and I are... he and I are so similar. We're both so stubborn"
#8 Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes
"Crime is common, logic is rare."
"Always nice to see you, Watson."
Watson : ...So you're free this evening?
Holmes : Absolutely.
Watson : Dinner?
Holmes : Wonderful.
Watson : The Royale?
Holmes : My favorite.
Watson : Mary's coming.
Holmes : Not available.
"Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely."
Watson : Get that out of my face.
Holmes : It's not in your face; it's in my hand.
Watson : Get what's in your hand out my face.
"No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not."
"The decent thing is to catch the killer, not provide comfort for the corpse."
Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you an excellent policeman.
"Please, Watson, my tongue is going, soon I'll be of no use to you at all."
"Case reopened."
#7 Mr. Darcy Pride & Prejudice
"I do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before."
"Perfectly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me."
Elizabeth Bennet: Are you too proud, Mr. Darcy? And tell me, would you consider pride to be a fault or a virtue?
Mr. Darcy: That I couldn't say.
Elizabeth Bennet: I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly.
Mr Darcy: I hope to afford you more clarity in the future.
"Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth, my rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony."
"I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honour of accepting my hand."
"You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are to generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night and it has taught me to hope as I had scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings had changed, I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love...I love... I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
#6 Han Solo Star Wars Saga
"Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon."
Han Solo: Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.
Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
Han Solo: Better her than me!
"Hey, Luke. May the Force be with you."
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
"Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
Princess Leia Organa: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.
#5 Tony Stark/Iron Man Iron Man/Iron Man 2
"Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job for peace."
Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
"There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other... I want you to call for a press conference now. Cheeseburger first."
"I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries."
"It's not a piece of equipment, I'm in it! Its a suit! It's ME!"
Jim Rhodes: You owe me a plane, you know that, right?
Tony Stark: Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so...
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
"I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason. I'm not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."
"I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them."
"There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop... --- I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. --- Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public. --- The truth is... I am Iron Man."
#4 Joker The Dark Knight
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."
"Ha ha, haha oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, ahaha. And I thought my jokes were bad."
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Well, my father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he comes home crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why... so... serious?!" Sticks the blade in my mouth, "let's put a smile on that face!" And... "Why so serious?""
"I don't wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off Mob dealers? No, no… no! No, you… you… complete… me."
"See, I'm, a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy gunpowder, dynamite... and gasoline! You know what they have in common? They're cheap."
"This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them"
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things"
"I took Gotham's White Knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push!"
#3 Tyler Durden The Fight Club
"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
"The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"The things you own, end up owning you."
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you."
"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space ... From now on, all those with shaved heads: Space Monkeys."
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
Narrator: You're insane.
Tyler Durden: No, you're insane.
#2 Sarah Connor The Terminator/Terminator 2 The Judgment Day
"Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future?"
"Well... at least now I know what to name him. I don't suppose you know who the father is, so I won't tell him to get lost when I meet him?"
"Come on, Reese! On your feet, soldier!"
"You're terminated, fucker!"
"The hardest thing is deciding what to tell you and what not to. But I guess I've got a while yet before you're old enough to even understand these tapes. They're more for me at this point so I can get it all straight. Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here, knowing that he is your father? If you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, a person could go crazy thinking about all this ... I suppose I will tell you ... I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together ... we loved a lifetime's worth."
"On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too."
"You don't know what it's like to really create something, to create a life, to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...and destruction"
"Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him."
#1 Jack Skellington Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
"Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
"And I, Jack, the *Pumpkin King*, grow tired of the same old thing."
"What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere!
What's this? There's white things in the air!
What's this? I can't believe my eyes,
I must be dreaming; wake up, Jack, this isn't fair! What's this?"
"There's children throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads.
They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead!"
"Eureka! This year, Christmas will be OURS! "
"That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy."
Brain twins/triplets:zaida_weasley
Fandom:Movies
Topic:Favourite movie characters
Top 20 movie characters
Spoiler warnings: Scenes and some quote spoilers.
#20 Emily The Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how...beautiful the moonlight is."
"You may kiss the bride!"
"Hopscotch."
"If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.
If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
And I know her heart is beating,
and I know that I am dead;
yet the pain here that I feel,
try and tell me it's not real,
and it seems that I still have a tear to shed."
"Maybe perhaps he does belong with her. Little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart."
Emily: Pardon my enthusiasm.
Victor: I like your enthusiasm.
"You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you."
"I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. But now - now I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Victor, but you're not mine."
#19 Jerry Maguire Jerry Maguire
"Way back when you were a kid. It wasn't just about the money, was it?"
"Suddenly I was my father's son. I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job, how I ended up here out of law school, the way a stadium sounds when one of my players performs well on the field... And suddenly it was all pretty clear. The answer was fewer clients. Caring for them, caring for ourselves, and the games too. Starting our lives, really. Hey, I'll be the first to admit it. What I was writing was somewhat "touchy feely." I didn't care. I had lost the ability to bullshit. It was the me I'd always wanted to be."
Jerry: Show me the money!
Rod: Yeah! Louder!
Jerry: Show me the money!
Rod: I need to feel you Jerry!
Jerry: Show me the money! Show me the money!
Rod: I love black people.
Jerry: I love black people!
Rod: Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?
Jerry: You're my motherfucker! Show me the money!
Rod: Uh! Congratulations, you're still my agent.
"The kid is amazing."
Jerry: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.
#18 Bruce Wayne/Batman The Dark Knight
"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be"
"Batman has no limits."
"Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after."
"Well, today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today, you get to say, 'I told you so.'"
"You're garbage who kills for money."
"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you?! You're alone!"
"This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good."
"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be"
"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me... Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."
#17 Mrs Lovett Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"Bless my eyes! Fresh supplies..."
"A Customer!
Wait whats your rush where's your hurry,
You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost half a minute,
Can't you sit, sit you down, SIT,
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks,
Did you come here for a pie sir,
Do forgive me if me heads a little vague, what is that? But you'd think we had the plague, from the way that people keep avoiding, no you don't.
...
Well pity a woman alone, with limited wind, and the worst pies in London.
Ah Sir, times is hard, times is hard."
Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't! You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles. Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well! Well, waste not, want not!
Mrs. Lovett: Seems an awful waste; such a nice plump frame whats-his-name has... had... has, nor it can't be traced. Business needs a lift, debts to be erased, think of it as thrift, as a gift, if you get my drift. Seems an awful waste. I mean, with the price of meat what is when you get it, if you get it...
Sweeney: Ahh!...
Mrs. Lovett: Good you got it!
Sweeney: "Don't I know you?" she said. You knew she lived.
Mrs. Lovett: I told you she took poison; I didn't say she died.
Mrs. Lovett: I was only thinking of you!
Sweeney: You lied to me.
#16 Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black pearl
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. "
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Norrington:You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?."
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton, do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him... no one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
#15 Arthur "The Point Man" Inception
"Forgive me for wanting a little specificity..."
"So, a totem. It's a small object, potentially heavy, something you can have on you all the time..."
"I can't let you touch it, that would defeat the purpose. See only I know the balance and weight of this particular loaded die. That way when you look at your totem, you know beyond a doubt you're not in someone else's dream."
"Might? We're gonna need to do a little better than might."
"With the slightest disturbance, the dream's going to collapse."
"I would hate to see you out of control."
Arthur: Quick, give me a kiss! [she kisses him]
Ariadne: They're still looking at us.
Arthur: Yeah, it's worth a shot.
"Paradox."
#14 Darth Vader Star Wars Saga
"You don't know the power of the dark side!"
Darth Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, I am your father.
"Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... [pauses] Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will!"
"It is... too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now."
"It is pointless to resist, my son."
Luke: I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father.
Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me!
Anakin Skywalker: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.
Anakin Skywalker: Now, go my son. Leave me.
Luke Skywalker: No, you're coming with me. I won't leave you here. I've got to save you!
Anakin Skywalker: You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right...
#13 Giselle Enchanted
"But dreams do come true. And maybe something wonderful will happen."
"I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss."
Robert: Would you like me to call someone for you?
Giselle: I don't think they would hear you from here.
Giselle: Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
Robert Philip: What kind of place?
Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.
Robert Philip: A hollow tree?
Giselle: Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.
"You've been a very kind friend to me when I had none, and I would never want to make you unhappy or cause you any trouble, so... I'll go. I wish you every happiness."
"You make me so... so... angry! (laughs) I'm angry! (laughs)"
#12 Tracy Turnblad Hairspray
"I watch the Corny Collins show everyday and I do nothing else!"
"Then I hear that beat.
That rhythm of town starts calling me down.
It's like a message from high above.
Oh, oh, oh, pulling me out to the smiles
and the streets that I love.
Good morning, Baltimore!"
"I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished."
"Negro Day’s the best! I wish every day were “Negro Day”!"
"It's changing out there! People who are different, their time is coming!"
"Being invited places by colored people - it feels so hip!"
"This is just so afro-tastic!"
"I think I've kind of been in a bubble... thinking that fairness was gonna just happen. It's not. People like me are gonna have to get up off their fathers' laps and go out and fight for it."
Penny Pingleton: Your hair deflated!
Tracy Turnblad: Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.
"You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton! Things need to change, and I won't stop trying to change them. I don't care how long it takes."
"You can’t stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill;
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will.
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet,
But I just cannot stand still."
#11 Capt. Malcolm Reynolds Serenity
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."
"Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty. Mingo.
Mingo: He's Mingo.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: He's Fanty. You're Mingo.
Mingo: How is it you always know?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty's prettier.
"She is fine! Except for still being crazy! She's the picture of health. "
Kaylee Frye: But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all were watching I take it?
Kaylee Frye: Yes?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket..."
"I remember it, Albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. [to Inara] Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't...
"Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place."
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Aw, hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
"So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world?"
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ready to get off this heap, back to civilized life?
Inara Serra: I, uh... I don't know.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good answer.
"What was that?"
#10 Dory Finding Nemo
"Wow. A whale. You know, I speak whale"
"I suffer from short-term memory loss. No, it's true! I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family! Well I mean... at least... I think it does. Hum... Where are they? ...Can I help you?"
"He's lost his son, Fabio."
Dory: Aaaah! Something's got me!
Marlin: That was me, I'm sorry.
Dory: Who's that?!
Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
Dory: Are--are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Meh. Can't complain.
Marlin: Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No, no, I see it too.
Dory: ...It's orange and small, and white stripes...
Marlin: Me. And the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.
Dory: Come ba-a-a-a-a-a-ck!
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him!
Dory: Maybe a different dialect.
Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
Krill: Swim away!
Dory: Oh, look! Krill!
"Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said, 'We should go to the back of the throat', or 'He wants a root beer float'."
"Come on, trust me on this."
Marlin: Tha-a-a-a-a-a-nk you-u-u-u, si-i-i-i-i-i-i-r-r-r!
Dory: Wow. Wish I could speak whale.
Nemo: Hey, what's the matter?
Dory: I don't know what's going on! I don't know where I am! I know I'm supposed to be looking for someone, but I just can't remember! Can't remember...
Nemo: Hey, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Maybe we could look together?
Dory: I'm Dory.
Nemo: I'm Nemo.
Dory: Nemo??!! That's a nice name.
"Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then, nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo."
#9 Elizabeth Bennet Pride & Prejudice
"Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I shall end up an old maid."
"Now, if every young man in the room does not end the evening in love with you, I am no judge of beauty."
"Mr Darcy? I'd more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine. But no matter. I doubt we shall ever speak again."
Mr Darcy: My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
Elizabeth Bennet: Oh dear I cannot tease you about that. What a shame for I dearly love to laugh.
"He's so...he's so rich."
Lady Catherine:Now tell me once and for all, are you engaged to him?
Elizabeth Bennet:: I am not.
Lady Catherine:: And will you promise never to enter into such an engagement?
Elizabeth Bennet:: I will not and I certainly never shall. You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say. I must ask you to leave immediately. Goodnight.
"I do like him.I love him. He's not proud. I was wrong. I was entirely wrong about him. You don't know him, Papa. If I told you what he was really like, what he's done... --- he and I are... he and I are so similar. We're both so stubborn"
#8 Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes
"Crime is common, logic is rare."
"Always nice to see you, Watson."
Watson : ...So you're free this evening?
Holmes : Absolutely.
Watson : Dinner?
Holmes : Wonderful.
Watson : The Royale?
Holmes : My favorite.
Watson : Mary's coming.
Holmes : Not available.
"Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely."
Watson : Get that out of my face.
Holmes : It's not in your face; it's in my hand.
Watson : Get what's in your hand out my face.
"No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not."
"The decent thing is to catch the killer, not provide comfort for the corpse."
Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you an excellent policeman.
"Please, Watson, my tongue is going, soon I'll be of no use to you at all."
"Case reopened."
#7 Mr. Darcy Pride & Prejudice
"I do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before."
"Perfectly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me."
Elizabeth Bennet: Are you too proud, Mr. Darcy? And tell me, would you consider pride to be a fault or a virtue?
Mr. Darcy: That I couldn't say.
Elizabeth Bennet: I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly.
Mr Darcy: I hope to afford you more clarity in the future.
"Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth, my rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony."
"I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honour of accepting my hand."
"You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are to generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night and it has taught me to hope as I had scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings had changed, I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love...I love... I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
#6 Han Solo Star Wars Saga
"Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon."
Han Solo: Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.
Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
Han Solo: Better her than me!
"Hey, Luke. May the Force be with you."
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
"Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
Princess Leia Organa: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.
#5 Tony Stark/Iron Man Iron Man/Iron Man 2
"Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job for peace."
Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
"There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other... I want you to call for a press conference now. Cheeseburger first."
"I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries."
"It's not a piece of equipment, I'm in it! Its a suit! It's ME!"
Jim Rhodes: You owe me a plane, you know that, right?
Tony Stark: Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so...
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
"I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason. I'm not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."
"I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them."
"There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop... --- I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. --- Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public. --- The truth is... I am Iron Man."
#4 Joker The Dark Knight
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."
"Ha ha, haha oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, ahaha. And I thought my jokes were bad."
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Well, my father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he comes home crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why... so... serious?!" Sticks the blade in my mouth, "let's put a smile on that face!" And... "Why so serious?""
"I don't wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off Mob dealers? No, no… no! No, you… you… complete… me."
"See, I'm, a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy gunpowder, dynamite... and gasoline! You know what they have in common? They're cheap."
"This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them"
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things"
"I took Gotham's White Knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push!"
#3 Tyler Durden The Fight Club
"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
"The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"The things you own, end up owning you."
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you."
"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space ... From now on, all those with shaved heads: Space Monkeys."
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
Narrator: You're insane.
Tyler Durden: No, you're insane.
#2 Sarah Connor The Terminator/Terminator 2 The Judgment Day
"Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future?"
"Well... at least now I know what to name him. I don't suppose you know who the father is, so I won't tell him to get lost when I meet him?"
"Come on, Reese! On your feet, soldier!"
"You're terminated, fucker!"
"The hardest thing is deciding what to tell you and what not to. But I guess I've got a while yet before you're old enough to even understand these tapes. They're more for me at this point so I can get it all straight. Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here, knowing that he is your father? If you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, a person could go crazy thinking about all this ... I suppose I will tell you ... I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together ... we loved a lifetime's worth."
"On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too."
"You don't know what it's like to really create something, to create a life, to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...and destruction"
"Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him."
#1 Jack Skellington Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
"Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it!"
"And I, Jack, the *Pumpkin King*, grow tired of the same old thing."
"What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere!
What's this? There's white things in the air!
What's this? I can't believe my eyes,
I must be dreaming; wake up, Jack, this isn't fair! What's this?"
"There's children throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads.
They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead!"
"Eureka! This year, Christmas will be OURS! "
"That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy."