The Friday Five: Horror Movie Advice
From thefridayfive:
1) If you think your house is haunted, what should you do?
Pull out the Ouija Board, obv. Get some mates around, light up some candles and call the spirit(s) for a chat. What do they want? How long are they staying? And do they know any juicy secrets?
2) When should you investigate a strange noise in your basement?
When it's daylight and you are well armed as well as backed up by mates (can be the same people who participated in the Ouija Board session with you.) Do not, under any circumstances, go down there by yourself - especially just in your underwear calling out "who's there? Anybody there?"
3) How do you know if an abandoned building is safe to visit?
If there is a visible sign at its entrace saying it has passed a recent Health and Safety inspection.
4) How do you decide whether to solve a problem as a team, or split up and go it alone?
It boils down to who's in your team. If there's one member who is always looking out for themselves, always moaning and complaining, works for an evil corporation and would push you in front of a monster/killer at the drop of a hat to save their ass then you are better off on your own.
5) Where do you store your knives and where would you look if one was missing?
We store them in the guesthouse's dining room, the inside kitchen (used just for the family's breakfast) and the external kitchen (where the main meals are prepared.) We also have a gardener's shed, with axes, saws, etc. It's like the brazilian version of Camp Crystal Lake over here.
Happy Halloween!
1) If you think your house is haunted, what should you do?
Pull out the Ouija Board, obv. Get some mates around, light up some candles and call the spirit(s) for a chat. What do they want? How long are they staying? And do they know any juicy secrets?
2) When should you investigate a strange noise in your basement?
When it's daylight and you are well armed as well as backed up by mates (can be the same people who participated in the Ouija Board session with you.) Do not, under any circumstances, go down there by yourself - especially just in your underwear calling out "who's there? Anybody there?"
3) How do you know if an abandoned building is safe to visit?
If there is a visible sign at its entrace saying it has passed a recent Health and Safety inspection.
4) How do you decide whether to solve a problem as a team, or split up and go it alone?
It boils down to who's in your team. If there's one member who is always looking out for themselves, always moaning and complaining, works for an evil corporation and would push you in front of a monster/killer at the drop of a hat to save their ass then you are better off on your own.
5) Where do you store your knives and where would you look if one was missing?
We store them in the guesthouse's dining room, the inside kitchen (used just for the family's breakfast) and the external kitchen (where the main meals are prepared.) We also have a gardener's shed, with axes, saws, etc. It's like the brazilian version of Camp Crystal Lake over here.
Happy Halloween!