women - bah!
Jeez, you shoot a load into a girl's mouth ONCE and it's the end of the whole relationship?
WTF?!?!?
I know it's not the best-tasting stuff in the world, but I get a mouthful of vag-water whenever I eat her out & you don't see me complaining. That isn't pleasant, either -- it's like swallowing brine, or seawater. But I deal with it, because I care.
Besides, there's something kinda hot about seeing a girl swallow. It's like you're inside her in a way you could never be otherwise. Plus it's not like I'm diseased or anything, ya know? Or like I did it on purpose, made her take it against her will or something. It just kinda happened. Sexual mishaps occur & you don't deal with them by calling someone a "sick fuck" and throwing them out of your apartment.
Ah well, fuck it. So I'm single again. Bah! Good. Whatever, it was only 4 months. I needed to save money & spend more time looking for a new job anyway.
(Four months seems to be the standard for whatever passes as my relationships these days. That worries me but I'm not sure why.)
WTF?!?!?
I know it's not the best-tasting stuff in the world, but I get a mouthful of vag-water whenever I eat her out & you don't see me complaining. That isn't pleasant, either -- it's like swallowing brine, or seawater. But I deal with it, because I care.
Besides, there's something kinda hot about seeing a girl swallow. It's like you're inside her in a way you could never be otherwise. Plus it's not like I'm diseased or anything, ya know? Or like I did it on purpose, made her take it against her will or something. It just kinda happened. Sexual mishaps occur & you don't deal with them by calling someone a "sick fuck" and throwing them out of your apartment.
Ah well, fuck it. So I'm single again. Bah! Good. Whatever, it was only 4 months. I needed to save money & spend more time looking for a new job anyway.
(Four months seems to be the standard for whatever passes as my relationships these days. That worries me but I'm not sure why.)