17
I can go see rated R movies now. That's pretty cool, I guess. Plus I'm legally able to drive until 1 am. But more importantly, I will forever be reminded of this by an excellent cd, and three The Onion books. Plus, whenever I look down at my shirt, I will be reminded, "I'm a rocker. I rock out." Pretty sweet. All of that, paired with a giant ziplock bag filled with not one but TWO thingers of milk duds means a happy birthday indeed.