Human Lessons: How To Get Shitfaced Drunk [Dean/Castiel]
HUMAN LESSONS
HOW TO GET SHITFACED DRUNK;
Who: Dean/Castiel, Sam
What: The first installment in a loosely-connected (though easily independent) collection of one-shots called "Human Lessons".
When: Set ambiguously before episode 5.03
Word Count: 3,652
Warnings: Language, alcoholic substance abuse, clingy drunken angels.
"Jesus," Dean exclaims on an exhale. "If I'd known you'd be a clingy drunk, I would'a brought Sam along."
(No one could just down an entire fucking liter of beer like they were taking a shot and sit that ramrod straight, have that much lucid clarity shining in their eyes. Unless they were an angel. Or John Winchester.)
NOTE: Posted in my personal journal, linked to this community.
HOW TO GET SHITFACED DRUNK;
Who: Dean/Castiel, Sam
What: The first installment in a loosely-connected (though easily independent) collection of one-shots called "Human Lessons".
When: Set ambiguously before episode 5.03
Word Count: 3,652
Warnings: Language, alcoholic substance abuse, clingy drunken angels.
"Jesus," Dean exclaims on an exhale. "If I'd known you'd be a clingy drunk, I would'a brought Sam along."
(No one could just down an entire fucking liter of beer like they were taking a shot and sit that ramrod straight, have that much lucid clarity shining in their eyes. Unless they were an angel. Or John Winchester.)
NOTE: Posted in my personal journal, linked to this community.