Jun 07, 2009 19:38
This afternoon, walking down Elm St towards Pergolesi. Three stoned teenage bums sitting on a street corner.
Stoned bum: Has anyone told you that you're beautiful today?
Me: umm...thanks (starts to walk away)
Stoned bum: Hey, wait. Are you from Tennessee?
Me: ......no
Stoned bum: Cause your the only ten I see!
Me: (shudders. walks away.)