Why my wife needs a safe word.
RoxyKnupp 5:37 pm
i had a dream i was a whore in a fancy brothel last night
rrny24 5:38 pm
nice
RoxyKnupp 5:39 pm
and judi dench kept trying to pay me to go down on her girlfriend
and i refused and the brothel owner got mad at me
rrny24 5:39 pm
that's really fucking weird
RoxyKnupp 5:39 pm
yeah i know
and i remember my reasoning was not that i didnt like girls
but that i didnt want to touch old vagina
rrny24 5:40 pm
is is neccessary for you to use the words old vagina
RoxyKnupp 5:40 pm
i could have used beef jerkey flaps
rrny24 5:41 pm
*safe word!!!*
RoxyKnupp 5:41 pm
ha
you dont have one
rrny24 5:42 pm
i will make one up for our conversations
RoxyKnupp 5:42 pm
ok
what shall it be?
rrny24 5:43 pm
i can't remember that herb you hate
RoxyKnupp 5:43 pm
yeah if you decide its cilantro i will just ignore it
rrny24 5:43 pm
why
RoxyKnupp 5:43 pm
because i hate cilantro
rrny24 5:43 pm
and that could stop the conversation
so you also won't except bell pepper?
RoxyKnupp 5:44 pm
no it would just make me say worse things to spite you
rrny24 5:44 pm
ok how about blueberry pie
rrny24 5:44 pm
can that be a safe word?
cause you like that and i dont
RoxyKnupp 5:45 pm
ok
rrny24 5:46 pm
will this actually work?
RoxyKnupp 5:46 pm
if i remember
rrny24 5:46 pm
interesting
RoxyKnupp 5:46 pm
otherwise it will just be really funny if i start saying something gross and you start shouting blueberry pie!
the best part is I also told Joseph about my dream and his only response was to tell me that in Australia there's a museum dedicated to prostitutes and abortions. I have to go there someday.
i had a dream i was a whore in a fancy brothel last night
rrny24 5:38 pm
nice
RoxyKnupp 5:39 pm
and judi dench kept trying to pay me to go down on her girlfriend
and i refused and the brothel owner got mad at me
rrny24 5:39 pm
that's really fucking weird
RoxyKnupp 5:39 pm
yeah i know
and i remember my reasoning was not that i didnt like girls
but that i didnt want to touch old vagina
rrny24 5:40 pm
is is neccessary for you to use the words old vagina
RoxyKnupp 5:40 pm
i could have used beef jerkey flaps
rrny24 5:41 pm
*safe word!!!*
RoxyKnupp 5:41 pm
ha
you dont have one
rrny24 5:42 pm
i will make one up for our conversations
RoxyKnupp 5:42 pm
ok
what shall it be?
rrny24 5:43 pm
i can't remember that herb you hate
RoxyKnupp 5:43 pm
yeah if you decide its cilantro i will just ignore it
rrny24 5:43 pm
why
RoxyKnupp 5:43 pm
because i hate cilantro
rrny24 5:43 pm
and that could stop the conversation
so you also won't except bell pepper?
RoxyKnupp 5:44 pm
no it would just make me say worse things to spite you
rrny24 5:44 pm
ok how about blueberry pie
rrny24 5:44 pm
can that be a safe word?
cause you like that and i dont
RoxyKnupp 5:45 pm
ok
rrny24 5:46 pm
will this actually work?
RoxyKnupp 5:46 pm
if i remember
rrny24 5:46 pm
interesting
RoxyKnupp 5:46 pm
otherwise it will just be really funny if i start saying something gross and you start shouting blueberry pie!
the best part is I also told Joseph about my dream and his only response was to tell me that in Australia there's a museum dedicated to prostitutes and abortions. I have to go there someday.