time to rejoin people of flesh.
things that make me excited at the moment: snowboarding enough to feel all the possible ways of making my ass hurt. (i think i left an opening for dirty anal sex talk there, just to prevent anyone from actually going there.); also manymany fun dinners in our 'maison international de l'amour' (aka the house of incoherence) with friends and roomies, also interviewing new roomies, the best two of which have fallen in love with the roomies who are supposed to leave. WHY? they should lust for me, that way they'll want to stay! it's upsetting, and i'm looking into meeting people in skimpy lingerie at the door. let me show you our boiler.); pumping up my brain like arnie pumps his pythons..; looking at my latest trips and planning the rest:
did Berlin-Munich-Switzerland.. did Paris.. doing London-Nottingham-Amsterdam.. oh baby. I need a pash and dash and lots of hash after this hellish term.
then Greece, two weeks at least, secluded yet partyish camping in the islands. oh FETA! that's how one expresses ecstasy, or so i'm told.
Also looking forward to summmmmmer: wanting to be a government elf and get located in st john's or something to be a tourist guide sounds like fun. also looking at volunteering in Africa. but they make you PAY to volunteer, isn't that retarded?
Then i see Eurassia is going to Shambala. i'm coming, but she doesn't know that yet. i can tie myself to the underside of the shaggin wagon if necessary. Otherwise Soundwave, which is known to be rocking. i also have no idea if copycat does it. i'll ask my brother.
Things that make me tremble like a kitten being stamped on by a stasi army boot directed with force... 9 courses this term, a 50 page research paper on social inequalities in the chinese economy due in march, work up the ying yang, my psychotic roommate waking me up at midnight (pussy on me i know but i had a migraine and those go VERY BADLY with not being able to sleep alot.) to tell me that her inbred and arrogant love-interest told her she looked nice that evening.. one failed roomie on 3 isn't bad though.. but the other two are LEAVING in march/april. fuck. also fighting with my boyfriend through MSN because he is too cheap to call me and i am too cold to go out to a phone booth in the rain. i hate technology. and the atlantic ocean should be vacuum packed.
also i hate to learn about eurassia nearly dying every two weeks. not that i'd rather not know.. i just wish Vlad, the ukrainian stalker i put on her trail to protect her, is not doing his job and i've paid him in advance motherfucker.
anyway i'm supposed to be writing about unemployment. ironically i am unemployed as the mother of the child i tutor is a douchehag, and i'm illegal to work in my friend's nightclub which is new so they check papers regularly. double motherfucker, i'm becoming indebted to my parents.
i love unicorn ponies. that's all i have to say.
did Berlin-Munich-Switzerland.. did Paris.. doing London-Nottingham-Amsterdam.. oh baby. I need a pash and dash and lots of hash after this hellish term.
then Greece, two weeks at least, secluded yet partyish camping in the islands. oh FETA! that's how one expresses ecstasy, or so i'm told.
Also looking forward to summmmmmer: wanting to be a government elf and get located in st john's or something to be a tourist guide sounds like fun. also looking at volunteering in Africa. but they make you PAY to volunteer, isn't that retarded?
Then i see Eurassia is going to Shambala. i'm coming, but she doesn't know that yet. i can tie myself to the underside of the shaggin wagon if necessary. Otherwise Soundwave, which is known to be rocking. i also have no idea if copycat does it. i'll ask my brother.
Things that make me tremble like a kitten being stamped on by a stasi army boot directed with force... 9 courses this term, a 50 page research paper on social inequalities in the chinese economy due in march, work up the ying yang, my psychotic roommate waking me up at midnight (pussy on me i know but i had a migraine and those go VERY BADLY with not being able to sleep alot.) to tell me that her inbred and arrogant love-interest told her she looked nice that evening.. one failed roomie on 3 isn't bad though.. but the other two are LEAVING in march/april. fuck. also fighting with my boyfriend through MSN because he is too cheap to call me and i am too cold to go out to a phone booth in the rain. i hate technology. and the atlantic ocean should be vacuum packed.
also i hate to learn about eurassia nearly dying every two weeks. not that i'd rather not know.. i just wish Vlad, the ukrainian stalker i put on her trail to protect her, is not doing his job and i've paid him in advance motherfucker.
anyway i'm supposed to be writing about unemployment. ironically i am unemployed as the mother of the child i tutor is a douchehag, and i'm illegal to work in my friend's nightclub which is new so they check papers regularly. double motherfucker, i'm becoming indebted to my parents.
i love unicorn ponies. that's all i have to say.