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[picklepuss]

I am so bored that I am unable to even think of a bad bad joke, let alone a good one.

Can anyone rec a light and funny fic to get me through the rest of the day?

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Bored to death...

[indigosoul]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartender says "what's with the steering wheel?"
Pirate says " AARGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Hope that helps!

Re: Bored to death...

[picklepuss]

Well pirate jokes are always welcome

Re: Bored to death...

[frydgreenvelvet]

eeyahahaha

!!!

Re: Bored to death...

[indigosoul]

It's corny, but i love that joke! :)

[frydgreenvelvet]

I actually went to look, but there just aren't any. None. Why is this? Surely not because a popular character just died?

Thankyou, Ms Rowling. You have robbed thousands of all humour!!!

So a bad joke:

A man walked into a bar. "OUCH!!"

Hahahahahaaaah.

[picklepuss]

Are there no old funny ones I've missed? I mean I've really read very few.

[frydgreenvelvet]

Well, there are. But their names and/or authors to not remain in my head. Hmm. Search time!

[avalons]

I can rec Ivy's Extracurricular, and it's sequels.

It actually made me laugh out loud in places.

[picklepuss]

Alas, I have no password.

[avalons]

It's in the dialogue box. Put in Veela first then over18. Voila fic.

[picklepuss]

Many thanks!

[heidi8]

Go back a few days in my lj and click the link to yahtzee's Lqueer eye for the fandom guy' - then go to riddikulus and read anything from Hyphen, especially speculum curse.