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My Monster Name
is
Homunculus
Created by wizards in a mockery of the human form, homunculi are small and thankfully weak creatures. The typical homunculus is used as a spy and a scout but enterprising wizards are known to use their constructed servant to help carry the grocery shopping home.
The Levenshtein distance between Norman J Picklepuss and Homunculus is 12.
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You know most days domesticity is bliss. Then there are the nights when you are cleaning the accumulated hair out of the vacuum roller.
The driver's side seat belt in my car just up and stopped latching the other morning. It was fine the night before. Now the release button seems inordinately attached to the lock; it gets pushed in when you try to latch. So now I am reduced to buckling into the middle cradle, which is of course a good foot away from where I need it. The shoulder strap has effectively become a neck strap. Ungrateful wretch of a car. On the weekend I will attempt to pop the cradle (is this even the right word? little help here) housing open and fiddle with it. My guess is that this will only result in expanding my cadre of inventive swears.
I'm not sure if this makes me proud or what:
Lord almighty but are there some quality stupid faces in that photo.
CHALLENGE:
As I pointed out to leiabelle I am bereft of joke ideas for that guy in the middle. I throw down the gauntlet to you all to come up with a suitable quip for the face he's making, be it caption, backstory, or whatever (be as dirty as you want). Funniest will receive a prize of some sort as soon as I think of something.
is
Homunculus
Created by wizards in a mockery of the human form, homunculi are small and thankfully weak creatures. The typical homunculus is used as a spy and a scout but enterprising wizards are known to use their constructed servant to help carry the grocery shopping home.
The Levenshtein distance between Norman J Picklepuss and Homunculus is 12.
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You know most days domesticity is bliss. Then there are the nights when you are cleaning the accumulated hair out of the vacuum roller.
The driver's side seat belt in my car just up and stopped latching the other morning. It was fine the night before. Now the release button seems inordinately attached to the lock; it gets pushed in when you try to latch. So now I am reduced to buckling into the middle cradle, which is of course a good foot away from where I need it. The shoulder strap has effectively become a neck strap. Ungrateful wretch of a car. On the weekend I will attempt to pop the cradle (is this even the right word? little help here) housing open and fiddle with it. My guess is that this will only result in expanding my cadre of inventive swears.
I'm not sure if this makes me proud or what:
Lord almighty but are there some quality stupid faces in that photo.
CHALLENGE:
As I pointed out to leiabelle I am bereft of joke ideas for that guy in the middle. I throw down the gauntlet to you all to come up with a suitable quip for the face he's making, be it caption, backstory, or whatever (be as dirty as you want). Funniest will receive a prize of some sort as soon as I think of something.