WHY!
I walked into the bathroom. Nothing unusual.
Half sat, half hovered over the toilet seat. Nothing unusual.
Began peeing... and then... I saw something on the floor... small, brown, furry and many legged. Highly unusual.
Now... what to do...
I looked at it.
A wiser person would have just finished peeing and put their pants back on and THEN looked.
But I looked. This thing was WELL HUNG. It had fangs almost as big as it's legs. It wasn't just sitting there either... it was crawling straight for me!
Sure I wanted to scream... but I was at work.
Sure I wanted to just stand up and pee all over myself and run out of the bathroom and down the hall with my pants around my ankles... but I was at work.
There's a breaking point... after the OMGOMGOMGOMFG THAT'S SO !!!! ... the panic just sorta levels out and I do what
I have to do! So I finished peeing! I put my pants on! I EVEN WASHED MY HANDS ALL WHILE STARING AT THE THING! And I didn't totally flip out! Otherwise I'd be known as spider girl for the rest of my career here.
Half sat, half hovered over the toilet seat. Nothing unusual.
Began peeing... and then... I saw something on the floor... small, brown, furry and many legged. Highly unusual.
Now... what to do...
I looked at it.
A wiser person would have just finished peeing and put their pants back on and THEN looked.
But I looked. This thing was WELL HUNG. It had fangs almost as big as it's legs. It wasn't just sitting there either... it was crawling straight for me!
Sure I wanted to scream... but I was at work.
Sure I wanted to just stand up and pee all over myself and run out of the bathroom and down the hall with my pants around my ankles... but I was at work.
There's a breaking point... after the OMGOMGOMGOMFG THAT'S SO !!!! ... the panic just sorta levels out and I do what
I have to do! So I finished peeing! I put my pants on! I EVEN WASHED MY HANDS ALL WHILE STARING AT THE THING! And I didn't totally flip out! Otherwise I'd be known as spider girl for the rest of my career here.