24 days till christmas
I can't get over how fast the past two months are going to go by...
I just had to describe what a ba'dunk'adunk is to a girl that works with me. *shivers*
So i just mailed out a CD and a letter to a boy i have never met but whom has befriended me via myspace. His mom died yesterday. Now those situations are pretty hard but its even harder to express your feelings to a person you have never met in a letter...
now i know none of you are going to fill out that survey i put on myspace, but i thought i would share with my real friends what some of my "Un-Friends" like to write:
>>This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to
>>ME. But first send a blank one out to all your friends so they can
>>return the favor to you. Be honest - they're really SCARY to get
>>back. It only takes a few minutes, so just do it!!!!
>>
>>1st: Send (forward) this survey to everyone you know to see how
>>well he or she knows you.
>>
>>2nd: (reply) Fill this survey out about the person who sent it to
>>you and send it back to them.
>>
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>>Your name: Jackhammer
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>>Where did we meet: Church
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>>Take a stab at my middle name: fuggles
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>>Do I believe in God: all night long
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>>How long have you known me: forever
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>>Do I smoke: crack
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>>What was your first impression of me upon meeting: violent and crazy
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>>Color of my eyes: hazel
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>>Do I have any siblings: 12
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>>What's one of my favorite things to do: masturbate to donkey porn
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>>Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: what the fuck are you peeing on my car for?
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>>What's my favorite type of music: disco
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>>What is the best feature about me: fists
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>>Am I shy or outgoing: outgoating
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>>Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: rule follower and map maker
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>>What's your favorite memory of me: angry yelling
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>>Any special talents: well...........
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>>Would you consider me a friend: of me yes of other people hates em
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>>If there was one good nickname for me, what would it
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>>be: jabber
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>>If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would
>>I bring? a gun and a toilet seat cover
yup. Now, i was expecting this because you really can't put a survey online and expect people to answer seriously....now if you excuse me i have some donkey porn to go watch and some cars to pee on.
I just had to describe what a ba'dunk'adunk is to a girl that works with me. *shivers*
So i just mailed out a CD and a letter to a boy i have never met but whom has befriended me via myspace. His mom died yesterday. Now those situations are pretty hard but its even harder to express your feelings to a person you have never met in a letter...
now i know none of you are going to fill out that survey i put on myspace, but i thought i would share with my real friends what some of my "Un-Friends" like to write:
>>This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to
>>ME. But first send a blank one out to all your friends so they can
>>return the favor to you. Be honest - they're really SCARY to get
>>back. It only takes a few minutes, so just do it!!!!
>>
>>1st: Send (forward) this survey to everyone you know to see how
>>well he or she knows you.
>>
>>2nd: (reply) Fill this survey out about the person who sent it to
>>you and send it back to them.
>>
>>
>>
>>Your name: Jackhammer
>>
>>
>>
>>Where did we meet: Church
>>
>>
>>
>>Take a stab at my middle name: fuggles
>>
>>
>>
>>Do I believe in God: all night long
>>
>>
>>
>>How long have you known me: forever
>>
>>
>>
>>Do I smoke: crack
>>
>>
>>
>>What was your first impression of me upon meeting: violent and crazy
>>
>>
>>
>>Color of my eyes: hazel
>>
>>
>>
>>Do I have any siblings: 12
>>
>>
>>
>>What's one of my favorite things to do: masturbate to donkey porn
>>
>>
>>
>>Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: what the fuck are you peeing on my car for?
>>
>>
>>
>>What's my favorite type of music: disco
>>
>>
>>
>>What is the best feature about me: fists
>>
>>
>>
>>Am I shy or outgoing: outgoating
>>
>>
>>
>>Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: rule follower and map maker
>>
>>
>>
>>What's your favorite memory of me: angry yelling
>>
>>
>>
>>Any special talents: well...........
>>
>>
>>
>>Would you consider me a friend: of me yes of other people hates em
>>
>>
>>
>>If there was one good nickname for me, what would it
>>
>>be: jabber
>>
>>
>>
>>If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would
>>I bring? a gun and a toilet seat cover
yup. Now, i was expecting this because you really can't put a survey online and expect people to answer seriously....now if you excuse me i have some donkey porn to go watch and some cars to pee on.