I am such a predictable creature
So lately, I have had a simple response to just about every negative situation.
I don't want to get up in the morning: Drink tea.
It's cold: Drink tea hot enough to burn my tongue.
I can't stand studying: Drink sweetened cold tea.
I am developing an ulcer: Drink tea with milk.
Can't sleep at night: Drink green tea.
Life is kicking my butt with steel-toed boots: Drink tea with a painful amount of honey.
At this point, my body is 70% tea, not water.
And then when my neighbor complains that she's cold, has a headache, and is tired, my advice is, to no surprise, "Drink tea."
I don't want to get up in the morning: Drink tea.
It's cold: Drink tea hot enough to burn my tongue.
I can't stand studying: Drink sweetened cold tea.
I am developing an ulcer: Drink tea with milk.
Can't sleep at night: Drink green tea.
Life is kicking my butt with steel-toed boots: Drink tea with a painful amount of honey.
At this point, my body is 70% tea, not water.
And then when my neighbor complains that she's cold, has a headache, and is tired, my advice is, to no surprise, "Drink tea."