Application
1: name.
Lee
2: age.
22
3: location.
South coast of England in a miserable town called Gosport
4: what is the best book you have ever read?
Absolute begginers guitar 1 + 2
5: what is the most interesting fact you know?
It takes the moon seven days to make a complete cycle round the earth, otherwise known as a week.
6: what are your top 5-10 fav. bands or musicians
KoRn
Mudvayne
System of a down
Lost Profits
Nirvana
Slipknot
Placebo
Muse
Cradle of Filth
Opeth
7: what are your top 5-10 fav. movies
Anger Managment
Hellraiser II - Hellbound
J & silent Bob stike back
Monsters Inc
Kill Bill
Spawn
Resovour Dogs
Chucky
Labyrinth
Short circuit
8: what is the rudest thing you ever said to someone you did not like?
We have reached a conclusion now, which results in the fact that you are a completely self-fish piece of shit. Yes I hate your fucking guts, Tell me where did you get your education, back of a cereal box, my dear you have been so mis-informed, I do not like you. You may leave now or I'll just have to crush you, and then just watch you cry for my own amusement will be those tears in your eyes.
9: what is the rudest thing you ever said to someone you did like?
Come here Andrew, I'll have to fart on you for not making me a cup of tea.
10: what is the meanest prank you have ever pulled on someone?
I put jellytine powder in a toilet last thing at night. The following morning, a voice was to be heard crying out with her saying "Oh My God, the shit has bounced back onto my arse. She had a look of death on her face when she flushed, and the toilet overflowed.
11: your best friend steals your new ps2 game what do you do to him/her?
Steal it back, and make sure their no longer my best friend, oh and tell everyone they have STD
12: your best friend fucks your bf/gf, what is your revenge on them both?
Done this before, I shat in his cereal and watch him eat it, and I slept with her Mother, whilst she was still dating me.
13: who is Hart D. fisher?
I think an author, I'm not too sure on that one.
14: who is gene roddenberry?
I'm going to sound sad for answering this, the original writer of star trek.
15: which philosopher said this "Those who can make you believe absurdities
can make you commit atrocities"?
Nostradeumas
16: top 5-10 video/computer games?
Max Payne
Grand Theft Auto III
Pikmin
Wario World
Midnight club II
Jak and Daxter
Haven - Call of the King
Ratchet and Clank
Hitman 2
State of Emergency
17: do you care what other people think about the way you look or act?
I hate to conform, being a goth is a subculture that many fail to understand.
18: why should we accept you? ( and be creative don't say something asinine like "because i rock")
I have had enough being Mr nice guy, and want my voice to be heard. I'm always honest when I pass judgement, yet I give hell with my honesty. i'm absolutely
Well my reasons for joining your community are because I am fed up with my life being full of bullshit. I am now practicing being a bastard during the week, and an arsehole at weekends. I won't pick people apart, I'd pick & pull them apart.
19: if you could commit one crime and get away with it what would you do?
Kill my g/fs mother, she is making my life a living hell, and for her remarks about me she just has to be deleted. She'll be better off dead. I'd get away with it by doing organised crime, and have someone esle wipe her mother out.
20: if you could make one person just vanish and never be seen or heard from again who would it be and why?
Santa Claus, every xmas that fat bastard makes me spend a fortune, and all i get in return is fucking socks. Whats more is they never fit...
