Application.
1: name Alana // Lana.
2: age I'm fourteen.
3: location A shit of a town near Chicago.
4: what is the best book you have ever read? Whispers by Lisa Jackson.
5: what is the most interesting fact you know? Did you know that Nike was going to make a billboard in space, and have it orbit around the earth? That would most definately suck.
6: what are your top 5-10 fav. bands or musicians Motograter, Orgy, Down the Sun, Marilyn Manson, Fear Factory, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica.
7: what are your top 5-10 fav. movies The Matrix, The Italian Job, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Carribean. [Yeah, they're cliché, but they're good movies, damnit.]
8: what is the rudest thing you ever said to someone you did not like? "You're a disgrace to the very existance of life, and just for you, I'll pray every night that your God takes a razor blade to your wrists." I'm not religious at all, but this girl was, so I decided to drag God and praying into it, just to piss her off.
9: what is the rudest thing you ever said to someone you did like? "Stop being such a conceited fuckhead, and go shove yourself up someone's ass if you're going to be nice to people who hate you, and mean to people that like you. What the fuck kind of sense are you talking about? Do you even have a brain inside your fucking thick skull?" It was something like that. I can't remember exactly. Heh.
10: what is the meanest prank you have ever pulled on someone? I saw a fur coat in someone's locker one time, and being a militant vegetarian, I decided I might as well leave her a little note. So the first day I put "PETA", and the second I put "NO FUR, BITCH", and the third I put "PETA'S GONNA GET YOU". She was crying and running home to her mother. And she also apparantly ran to the Dean, and got me suspended. And guess who told on me? Someone who I thought was my friend. Yeah, she got punched in the face. And then I got suspended again for that.
11: your best friend steals your new ps2 game what do you do to him/her? Put peanut butter in the slot where you insert the games, then take her Nintendo.
12: your best friend fucks your bf/gf, what is your revenge on them both? Well if I had a photo of it, then I'd have to copy that everywhere, and make posters out of it. And then spraypaint WHORE onto each of their houses.
13: who is Hart D. fisher? He writes stuff. That's all I know.
14: who is gene roddenberry? He's that guy that created Star Trek. I used to love that show, until they created that new fuckup of a series.
15: which philosopher said this "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"? Wasn't that Voltaire, or something...?
16: top 5-10 video/computer games? [Take into consideration I only have an N64 and a Sega Genesis. Rock on.] Sonic The Hedgehog 1, 2, 3, and Sonic and Knuckles. I love Sonic. Heh. Oh, and then Extreme G is awesome. And the minigames on Pokémon Stadium. Lmao.
17: do you care what other people think about the way you look or act? Not really. Usually I act however the fuck I want, and that's gotten me into quite a few suspensions.
18: why should we accept you? Better me than some illiterate pig.
19: if you could commit one crime and get away with it what would you do? I would most definately plant explosives on every single human, except for the ones that I like, and then make everyone explode. Then my friends and I could go shoplift everything.
20: if you could make one person just vanish and never be seen or heard from again who would it be and why? Mel Gibson for making that stupid Passion of the Christ movie. You're Christian. We get it. Shut up.
Photo Section: Have seven, only because I'm generous.
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