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The mother of all RP horror stories, Part XIV

Aug 24, 2011 19:15

Previous Parts: Day 1: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
Day 2: XI, XII XIII
Last post we got our first taste of the actual log: an introductory post so full of fail I had to cut the rant short there to keep it at a reasonable length. We're ready to pick back up again now, and thankfully, most of the rest of these posts I don't have nearly as ( Read more... )

rp babbling, ranting

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1/? koree August 25 2011, 03:23:33 UTC

But PIIIII-CHIIIIIIII! EFFORT IS LIKE, HARD. RESEARCH IS HARD. ISN'T RP SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT INSTANT GRATIFICATION?! YOUR STANDARDS BE DAMNED.

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koree August 25 2011, 03:41:58 UTC

Also, stop hating on the poor Woobie. :( You're so mean. Can't you see he's in pain? How can you not be compelled to FLOCK TO HIS SIDE AND WIN HIS APPROVAL RIGHT THIS MOMENT, RASU? YOU'RE SO HEARTLESS. HOW CAN YOU NOT BE MOVED BY HIS BEAUTY? CAN'T YOU SEE THE SEX LOVE TROPHY? DISPLAY SLAVE'S TORMENTED SOUL, THE ONE ON THE INSIDE, DEEP DOWN

DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP DOWN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DOWN DEEP DOWN THERE

BEGGING FOR SOMEONE TO SEE PAST HIS EXTREMELY BITCHY, MENSTRAL, EMO, HARDCORE, ELEGANT, FRAGILE, INDEPENDENT, ALOOF, ICY, TOUGH-BITCH FACADE? CAN'T YOU?! HE JUST WANTS YOUR LOVE, EVEN IF THAT LOVE HAS TO BE PROVEN BY FORCIBLE SEDUCTION. /SOB

It's just so tragic, it sounds just like a character in a movie I saw once.

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koree August 25 2011, 03:46:46 UTC

Well, I forget, BUT ANYWAY, you clearly don't understand the true depth of the riddles of complexities that are Yuna's psyche. You have about as much right to complain as people who can't solve a simple rubix cube. Kindly take your harsh judgements elsewhere now and get out. v_v

koree August 25 2011, 04:28:46 UTC

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koree August 25 2011, 03:53:17 UTC

Further more, I... I...

Okay, sorry, I-I can't. I can't do this. Trying to use this much sarcasm is seriously starting to hurt my brain. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to lay it on this thick. It's time for all aboard the crack train, because this can only go further downhill from here.

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pichi August 25 2011, 12:33:48 UTC

I think the crack train is the way to go.

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/quietly starts shipping Rainbow Dash/Nyancat KOREE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

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