Weiß Kreuz: now with a synopsis as outstanding as its animation.

[pichi]

From this ebay listing

Synopsis:Contains the complete story of tragedy and purity. Ken, Omi, Yoji and Aya are members of Weiss. As assassins, they murder those who bring fear and death to the innocent. When the moon rises, the boys of Knight Hunters are the most vicious assassins the world has ever seen. During the day, they remain disguised as

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[sevendials]

If I could play Region 1 DVDs, I'd get 'em. Alas, I cannot until I manage to buy myself a region-free DVD player (which is definitely on my list of Things To Get once I start working, so that I can buy the Weiss box sets) so I won't.

As for the summaries, well - WTF, is all I can say. Still, it's in keeping with pretty much every other DVD synopsis ever, given that it appears to have been written by someone who has never actually watched the show and never intends to, either. Nobody who had actually seen the series could consider Aya's butt-ugly ornage sweater o' doom to be the possession of a man with an eye for beauty. Nobody who goes around with that thing OMNOMNOMing up his neck could be accused of having anything of the sort. About the only thing they got right is that Ken is clueless, Omi likes computers, and Youji isn't averse to female company from time to time.

[pichi]

If you could play Region 1 DVDs I'd get 'em for you. I did think about you when I saw them.

And you are SO RIGHT about the orange sweater. I didn't even think about that! XD

[hyper_amychao]

Nobody who had actually seen the series could consider Aya's butt-ugly orange sweater o' doom to be the possession of a man with an eye for beauty. Nobody who goes around with that thing OMNOMNOMing up his neck could be accused of having anything of the sort.

ILU for that. XD It made me laugh so hard.

[pither]

No no no no NO! You CANNOT attack the orange sweater! It is a symbol of everything Aya stands for! His devotion to the team! His prettiness! His brooding intensity! His love of pumpkins! To attack the sweater is to attack the man.

And man XD OK, I'm done now.

[sevendials]

Thank God I wasn't actually drinking any of the coke I have here when I opened your comment notification, or I would now have a rather sticky and awkward cleanup job on my hands, not to mention a sore nose. AYA, YOUR SECRET DOUBLE LIFE AS A PUMPKIN FETISHIST IS SECRET NO MORE.

[pichi]

[pither]

*her turn to choke on her juice*

I will never NEVER forget that image. *fights the urge to find a pumpkin she can Photoshop ear-tails onto*

[pither]

[pichi]

*Dies*

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