A Sketch Diary of my travels in the New World.
(September 7th) Day one: Not Hell, some new world place. Maybe there will be an adma arma armadillo or a giant turtle. I think Virgilio is a moron. It will be hard to teach him how to talk. There was a thing that was following Spain. He said it was gone, but I hope I never see it.
(September 8th) Day two: There is a lot of forest. Spain knows where he is going because he found a map. This thing is annoying to write with. Virgilio still cannot say anything other than “Corsola”. What does that mean?
Day three: This place has a lot of grass. The weather is nice. The animals are weird.
Day four: There are also a lot of trees. That is nice too. Virgilio likes my bag. I let him hold it.
Day five: There is supposed to be a town nearby. Spain is still playing with the machine. I think he likes it too much.
(September 13th) Day 7: That guy with the hat is weird. I saw him in the window today. He asks a lot of funny questions. I got picarats for answering them. They better do something cool. There was also a lady who said a girl couldn’t be with other boys. That’s weird.
(September 16th) Day 10: I am tired. At least we found a town. And we have food. I think. I ate some while Spain played with the machine. The natives are weird and a lot more av advanced than I thought. I wanted to see a native princess. Stupid Spain really likes that stupid machine. He got it to talk to him with letters. He better show me how to use it later.
Day 11: I saw Grandpa. That bastard Germania was here too! I know I saw him but he disappeared. This stupid New World seems a lot more like Hell now. The fog is really scary, damn it!
Day 12: This place is really scary. There are people screaming all the time. I want them to stop because there is nothing I can do to help them. Everything hurts. My stomach hurts the most. It feels like I haven’t eaten in weeks. I don’t want to move anymore.
Day 16: The fog is gone. I don’t want to move.
Day 20: There are a lot of weird animals. There are more animals here then there are back home. I wonder how we got here. There isn’t any place for a ship. Maybe it is Hell? Maybe not, Spain said it wasn’t. But sometimes it feels like it is.
(September 25th) Day 21: The machine shows me a lot of things when I don’t want it to show me things. I was trying to sleep when it showed me a spider in a man’s chest. He said that it was cuddling him. I think he’s weird of he likes feeling spiders cuddle him. Spain’s weird too because he likes cuddles. The man also said that there was a thing called a balloon. It is like a bubble except it can’t pop. I do not believe a word he says. He is probably just a crazy native who has been doing too many crazy native drugs.
I better not get diseases from these natives. One of them was talking by the window and he sounded really gross. I told him that he was and he called me bro. It turns out that he’s not a native at all. He’s really a knight from England. Maybe that’s why he’s so gross. He’s still okay if he’s a knight. He said he’s going to get me a dragon tooth. It better be a real one. I will see him in Violet City. I wonder what Spain will think of him?
Stupid Netherlands told me I get money by working. He draws badly, but he’s really tall and really cool. He is not as cool as Spain, even though Spain is an idiot.
The natives here are also mouses mice that were once people!
(September 28th) Day 24: I HATE THAT FAT MAGICIAN!
(October 1st) Day 30: There is a very pretty lady in this New World. I have not met her yet, but from the machine I can tell that she is a woman of high standing. Her name is Lady Mimi. I wonder if she is a noble woman from that “Japan” place. I should ask Spain where Japan is. She has a weird plant thing.
The crazy-spider-cuddling-native-man was right! There is a pretty lady with a bud bubble that can float and it can talk too! It knows about the moon and its floated up high above the clouds. It has gone to heaven and back. I want it.
(October 2nd) Day 31: Spain looks really tired today and worried too. I tried not to think of food, so he would worry less. It was hard and I got wet instead. It was the stupid rats fault! Now I have to wear the stupid clothes in the bag the creepy-not-devil-native-woman gave me. There is a strange blue thing along with my clothes. I wonder what it does.
(October 16th) Day 45: Azumaru Azumarill. It’s a blue water mouse and it belongs to someone else. I saw another noble woman. Her name is Misuru. She says that Spain is very patriotic.
Shuppet Magneton That stupid guy with the funny hair should have told them to stay still!
Virgilio really likes to play with that machine thing. He’s weird but I like him.
I met the Balloon Lady today. She is a lot taller than she appeared in the window. She is also very pretty. I have not asked why she dresses like a man, but I think this might be some sort of punishment for her. I don’t think she did anything wrong, but maybe she knows too much since she has a balloon that can tell her everything. The balloon's name was Nuvole. I think that's a perfect name for a balloon that's been up so high in the sky. I want it too take me really high up next time. I won't be scared.
Spain says I can make as many wishes as I want. I really wish this place is not Hell. I wish that nothing will happen to Spain. I wish for a tomato because I’d really like to eat one. I wish I could fly with Nuvole and Spain for a long time and reach all the way to Heaven.
(October 18th)Day 47: That stupid France came over here! He says this is Hell. I still think this might be it, but the natives don’t think so. And the natives do not look scary. And some of the animals are scary but they do look like creepy demons. But I have Virgilio and France doesn't. That means that if this is Hell, Spain and I will be saved.
(October 23rd) Day 52: Miss Hungary is here! She has really scary animals with her. I think one of them is a ghost. I wonder how she got here. It doesn’t matter since it means that I get to have her instead of Veneziano! It’s about time, since he’s been hogging her all this time. …I wonder if my dumb little brother is here too.
(October 25th) Day 54: That bastard Teutonic knight Prussia is here too! He is much taller than the last time I saw him.
(October 27th) Day 57: Some idiot has a balloon too.
Virgilio still hasn’t said anything else! I’m starting to believe that all he can say is “Corsola”. Maybe I should call him corsola instead.
(September 8th) Day two: There is a lot of forest. Spain knows where he is going because he found a map. This thing is annoying to write with. Virgilio still cannot say anything other than “Corsola”. What does that mean?
Day three: This place has a lot of grass. The weather is nice. The animals are weird.
Day four: There are also a lot of trees. That is nice too. Virgilio likes my bag. I let him hold it.
Day five: There is supposed to be a town nearby. Spain is still playing with the machine. I think he likes it too much.
(September 13th) Day 7: That guy with the hat is weird. I saw him in the window today. He asks a lot of funny questions. I got picarats for answering them. They better do something cool. There was also a lady who said a girl couldn’t be with other boys. That’s weird.
(September 16th) Day 10: I am tired. At least we found a town. And we have food. I think. I ate some while Spain played with the machine. The natives are weird and a lot more av advanced than I thought. I wanted to see a native princess. Stupid Spain really likes that stupid machine. He got it to talk to him with letters. He better show me how to use it later.
Day 11: I saw Grandpa. That bastard Germania was here too! I know I saw him but he disappeared. This stupid New World seems a lot more like Hell now. The fog is really scary, damn it!
Day 12: This place is really scary. There are people screaming all the time. I want them to stop because there is nothing I can do to help them. Everything hurts. My stomach hurts the most. It feels like I haven’t eaten in weeks. I don’t want to move anymore.
Day 16: The fog is gone. I don’t want to move.
Day 20: There are a lot of weird animals. There are more animals here then there are back home. I wonder how we got here. There isn’t any place for a ship. Maybe it is Hell? Maybe not, Spain said it wasn’t. But sometimes it feels like it is.
(September 25th) Day 21: The machine shows me a lot of things when I don’t want it to show me things. I was trying to sleep when it showed me a spider in a man’s chest. He said that it was cuddling him. I think he’s weird of he likes feeling spiders cuddle him. Spain’s weird too because he likes cuddles. The man also said that there was a thing called a balloon. It is like a bubble except it can’t pop. I do not believe a word he says. He is probably just a crazy native who has been doing too many crazy native drugs.
I better not get diseases from these natives. One of them was talking by the window and he sounded really gross. I told him that he was and he called me bro. It turns out that he’s not a native at all. He’s really a knight from England. Maybe that’s why he’s so gross. He’s still okay if he’s a knight. He said he’s going to get me a dragon tooth. It better be a real one. I will see him in Violet City. I wonder what Spain will think of him?
Stupid Netherlands told me I get money by working. He draws badly, but he’s really tall and really cool. He is not as cool as Spain, even though Spain is an idiot.
The natives here are also mouses mice that were once people!
(September 28th) Day 24: I HATE THAT FAT MAGICIAN!
(October 1st) Day 30: There is a very pretty lady in this New World. I have not met her yet, but from the machine I can tell that she is a woman of high standing. Her name is Lady Mimi. I wonder if she is a noble woman from that “Japan” place. I should ask Spain where Japan is. She has a weird plant thing.
The crazy-spider-cuddling-native-man was right! There is a pretty lady with a bud bubble that can float and it can talk too! It knows about the moon and its floated up high above the clouds. It has gone to heaven and back. I want it.
(October 2nd) Day 31: Spain looks really tired today and worried too. I tried not to think of food, so he would worry less. It was hard and I got wet instead. It was the stupid rats fault! Now I have to wear the stupid clothes in the bag the creepy-not-devil-native-woman gave me. There is a strange blue thing along with my clothes. I wonder what it does.
(October 16th) Day 45: Azumaru Azumarill. It’s a blue water mouse and it belongs to someone else. I saw another noble woman. Her name is Misuru. She says that Spain is very patriotic.
Shuppet Magneton That stupid guy with the funny hair should have told them to stay still!
Virgilio really likes to play with that machine thing. He’s weird but I like him.
I met the Balloon Lady today. She is a lot taller than she appeared in the window. She is also very pretty. I have not asked why she dresses like a man, but I think this might be some sort of punishment for her. I don’t think she did anything wrong, but maybe she knows too much since she has a balloon that can tell her everything. The balloon's name was Nuvole. I think that's a perfect name for a balloon that's been up so high in the sky. I want it too take me really high up next time. I won't be scared.
Spain says I can make as many wishes as I want. I really wish this place is not Hell. I wish that nothing will happen to Spain. I wish for a tomato because I’d really like to eat one. I wish I could fly with Nuvole and Spain for a long time and reach all the way to Heaven.
(October 18th)Day 47: That stupid France came over here! He says this is Hell. I still think this might be it, but the natives don’t think so. And the natives do not look scary. And some of the animals are scary but they do look like creepy demons. But I have Virgilio and France doesn't. That means that if this is Hell, Spain and I will be saved.
(October 23rd) Day 52: Miss Hungary is here! She has really scary animals with her. I think one of them is a ghost. I wonder how she got here. It doesn’t matter since it means that I get to have her instead of Veneziano! It’s about time, since he’s been hogging her all this time. …I wonder if my dumb little brother is here too.
(October 25th) Day 54: That bastard Teutonic knight Prussia is here too! He is much taller than the last time I saw him.
(October 27th) Day 57: Some idiot has a balloon too.
Virgilio still hasn’t said anything else! I’m starting to believe that all he can say is “Corsola”. Maybe I should call him corsola instead.