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Alright, so I had a dentist appointment today, blah blah blah, apparently... I have two tiny little cavities.
This is complete bullshit.
I am THE biggest stickler for oral hygiene EVER. I floss at random times throughout the day simply because I hate having things between my teeth. The hygienist and I had a little conversation, which went something like this:
Her: *giggle* "Someone needs to floss moooore..."
Me: "Hahahaha, riiight. ::pulls container of floss from purse for demonstration purposes:: Wait, huh?"
Her: "You have a cavity, er, two little ones-"
Me: asldkjfhghlkjkyrtlngytuewpyoh;nsrtYOUHAVEGOTTOBEKIDDINGMEAAAAHHHHHHH ::dies::
So bottom line, I'm getting my fillings on Monday, and I feel like a gigantic dirty scumwhore.
In other, as-pleasant dental news, I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled at some point in the near future.
Thumbs up to:
- General anesthesia. I'd leave those fuckers in there forever if I couldn't be asleep during this whole procedure.
- Getting another retainer (yes, NUMBER THREE) after the teeth are pulled to fix my teeth for good.
- Painkillers. You can bet your ass I'll be refilling my codeine prescription like a motherfucker.
Thumbs down to:
- Novocaine. Needles + my mouth = I kill things. Bad experiences tend to do that to a person.
- Surgical procedures in general. I've never had surgery before, and even though it's 'only getting teeth pulled' I'm kinda freaked out and not really looking forward to it.
This is complete bullshit.
I am THE biggest stickler for oral hygiene EVER. I floss at random times throughout the day simply because I hate having things between my teeth. The hygienist and I had a little conversation, which went something like this:
Her: *giggle* "Someone needs to floss moooore..."
Me: "Hahahaha, riiight. ::pulls container of floss from purse for demonstration purposes:: Wait, huh?"
Her: "You have a cavity, er, two little ones-"
Me: asldkjfhghlkjkyrtlngytuewpyoh;nsrtYOUHAVEGOTTOBEKIDDINGMEAAAAHHHHHHH ::dies::
So bottom line, I'm getting my fillings on Monday, and I feel like a gigantic dirty scumwhore.
In other, as-pleasant dental news, I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled at some point in the near future.
Thumbs up to:
- General anesthesia. I'd leave those fuckers in there forever if I couldn't be asleep during this whole procedure.
- Getting another retainer (yes, NUMBER THREE) after the teeth are pulled to fix my teeth for good.
- Painkillers. You can bet your ass I'll be refilling my codeine prescription like a motherfucker.
Thumbs down to:
- Novocaine. Needles + my mouth = I kill things. Bad experiences tend to do that to a person.
- Surgical procedures in general. I've never had surgery before, and even though it's 'only getting teeth pulled' I'm kinda freaked out and not really looking forward to it.