Survive
Life for you has been less than kind, so take a number and stand in line. We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt... but how we survive, is what makes us who we are.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, issydechu (-5000 points). In October I bought porn for angeliquita (-10 points). In November I gave shinywen a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I pulled fallchild_'s hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5031 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
picasso_trigger
Spankings!! ^___^
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, issydechu (-5000 points). In October I bought porn for angeliquita (-10 points). In November I gave shinywen a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I pulled fallchild_'s hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5031 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
picasso_trigger
Spankings!! ^___^