Fate know no love for me sniff sniff
You know sometimes you just have to accept that fate has it in for you…..No really I mean it. (Clouds part celestial beings watching Monk and eating doritos.) Celestial 1”Dude if I was Monk I would soooo do her y you know.” Celestial 2 “Dude I know I mean I would take her an… Dudeeeeeee look its an anime conviction sweet!!!” (Both jump up run to the end of the cloud and look over. C1 “ awwww man that is soooo sweet she look s hot ohhhhhh that dude has cool armor, damn how tall is that guy…. Ahhh dude is that Big Chris dressed like Gai sensei?” (Both look at each other give a cosmic high five) C2 “dude you know what its time for.. “ C1“ahhhhh yeah you know it.”
(Down on earth big chris) “yeahhhh I love con yeahhhh ohh you want a pic no probl how about I do the splits for you yeahhh” (dose said splits) “hmmmm that’s funny the floor feel’s really cold……NOOOOOOOOOOOOO” (devastated, shattered, and down trodden Big Chris seeks comfort from friends) sad and tears “Rai its bad “ (Rai looks worried ) “Chris what’s wrong are you ok?” BC” I sniff sniff I split my pants” (Pure look of innocence.) Rai’s look of concern turns to wha then to, you got to be kidding me, then to ughhh why do I hang around you “Chris… did I not tell you to buy some new sweats because I fixed the old ones?” BC”ummmmm well you see” (looks over at Sara Jane for help) SJ” don’t look at me I say you should have too.” (Both give Big Chris stare of its your own fault, Big Chris is despair runs away) (Hope renews Big Chris see’s Taters and Theo, Chris run’s to the bosom of friendship) BC “Taters, Theo it’s terrible!” (Theo watches patient and stout Taters gives a look of no pity) Taters “ohh god don’t tell me you split your pants again.” (Chris nods waiting for the comforting hugs of true friends.) Taters God#$$@% every f##king time you split your pants Chris, your wearing underwear right. (Shakes head no) Taters “son of a @#$@#$% what the h@$% Chris have I not told you, you need to @#$@#$ were @$#$ underwear at the @#$#$@#$ con when your in a @#$@#$@#$@# costume.”
(Taters getting angry) Taters”!@$#!@#!@$!@$$ Chris @#$#@%#@%@# you need to learn @#$#$@#$@#” (a sailor walking by pass out from words he never heard before) “Now go put some boxer or something on GOD!!!!!!!” (Theo just looks at Big Chris and shakes his head in shame) …no love not an ounce of love why why do you being above me have nothing better to do then to see me drown in my sorrow and despair! Dose this please you being of power well you’ll see you’ll see. (falls to the ground and cries). (Celestial beings look worried) C1 “Dude maybe we have gone to far?” C2 “Dude maybe but we can fix this well give him superpowers or something then he can fight for good and stuff like that…. Then we can make him split his superhero costume! Yeahhhhh!!!!!” (Cosmic high five)….I’m still waiting for my G@#$^$^* powers but this is fate.
(Down on earth big chris) “yeahhhh I love con yeahhhh ohh you want a pic no probl how about I do the splits for you yeahhh” (dose said splits) “hmmmm that’s funny the floor feel’s really cold……NOOOOOOOOOOOOO” (devastated, shattered, and down trodden Big Chris seeks comfort from friends) sad and tears “Rai its bad “ (Rai looks worried ) “Chris what’s wrong are you ok?” BC” I sniff sniff I split my pants” (Pure look of innocence.) Rai’s look of concern turns to wha then to, you got to be kidding me, then to ughhh why do I hang around you “Chris… did I not tell you to buy some new sweats because I fixed the old ones?” BC”ummmmm well you see” (looks over at Sara Jane for help) SJ” don’t look at me I say you should have too.” (Both give Big Chris stare of its your own fault, Big Chris is despair runs away) (Hope renews Big Chris see’s Taters and Theo, Chris run’s to the bosom of friendship) BC “Taters, Theo it’s terrible!” (Theo watches patient and stout Taters gives a look of no pity) Taters “ohh god don’t tell me you split your pants again.” (Chris nods waiting for the comforting hugs of true friends.) Taters God#$$@% every f##king time you split your pants Chris, your wearing underwear right. (Shakes head no) Taters “son of a @#$@#$% what the h@$% Chris have I not told you, you need to @#$@#$ were @$#$ underwear at the @#$#$@#$ con when your in a @#$@#$@#$@# costume.”
(Taters getting angry) Taters”!@$#!@#!@$!@$$ Chris @#$#@%#@%@# you need to learn @#$#$@#$@#” (a sailor walking by pass out from words he never heard before) “Now go put some boxer or something on GOD!!!!!!!” (Theo just looks at Big Chris and shakes his head in shame) …no love not an ounce of love why why do you being above me have nothing better to do then to see me drown in my sorrow and despair! Dose this please you being of power well you’ll see you’ll see. (falls to the ground and cries). (Celestial beings look worried) C1 “Dude maybe we have gone to far?” C2 “Dude maybe but we can fix this well give him superpowers or something then he can fight for good and stuff like that…. Then we can make him split his superhero costume! Yeahhhhh!!!!!” (Cosmic high five)….I’m still waiting for my G@#$^$^* powers but this is fate.