April fic - "Critique" by Kellifer_fic
Title: Critique
Author: kellifer_fic
Characters: John/Rodney (SGA)
Rating: Mature themes.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Watching porn with McKay is an exercise in sanity.
“Now that doesn’t look very comfortable,” Rodney sneered and John rolled his head on the couch to look at him.
“I don’t know, looks pretty nice to me,” John commented and then returned his gaze to the screen in front of them, the light casting long fingers of shadow across his face.
“Ow, that just looks damn painful,” Rodney groaned two minutes later and John smacked a hand to his face. They were watching porn together, something John was pleased that Rodney had agreed to, thinking perhaps it would be sexy and Rodney might see something he liked and wanted to try and…
“No one is that big. That’s just CGI! That’s cheating!”
“Rodney!” John snapped, exasperated. He had a very limited collection of porn in Atlantis and if Rodney was going to pick apart the one they were watching, he would probably never be able to watch it again without hearing Rodney’s disparaging voice which was definitely not one of his more attractive qualities.
“I’m sorry, I’ll be quiet,” Rodney grumbled, scooching down into the couch and crossing his arms and looking thoroughly unimpressed.
“Fine!” John snapped, reaching forward for the remote control and snapping off the playback.
“You could’ve kept watching,” Rodney said petulantly and John scowled at him.
“Watching porn in a room with someone else when that someone is seething, is not exactly the evening I had planned.”
“I’m just doing this for you,” Rodney said, sounding as exasperated as John felt.
“In your own, usual way,” John said, throwing the remote onto the table and hearing it break apart on impact and the batteries skitter across the floor. “What is your problem anyway?”
“I’d… I’d just rather watch you than two complete strangers,” Rodney said, shrugging with his arms still crossed.
John opened his mouth, closed it and then opened it again. Finally he sighed, surrendering. “How can you be so infuriating and so completely adorable at the same time? It’s like a gift.”
“Well, I am gifted,” Rodney said sniffily and John couldn’t help but chuckle. “But that thing that that guy was doing, even though completely improbable,” At John’s rolled eyes Rodney steamrollered ahead, “a small part of that did look kinda nice.”
“What part?” John asked.
Rodney leaned forward, shoving his fingers into the thick tangle of John’s hair and then yanked his head forward, crashing their lips together until they were both breathless. He finally relinquished his grip and fell back, smiling.
“Okay, yes. That part? That was good,” John agreed with a kiss-bruised grin.
Author: kellifer_fic
Characters: John/Rodney (SGA)
Rating: Mature themes.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Watching porn with McKay is an exercise in sanity.
“Now that doesn’t look very comfortable,” Rodney sneered and John rolled his head on the couch to look at him.
“I don’t know, looks pretty nice to me,” John commented and then returned his gaze to the screen in front of them, the light casting long fingers of shadow across his face.
“Ow, that just looks damn painful,” Rodney groaned two minutes later and John smacked a hand to his face. They were watching porn together, something John was pleased that Rodney had agreed to, thinking perhaps it would be sexy and Rodney might see something he liked and wanted to try and…
“No one is that big. That’s just CGI! That’s cheating!”
“Rodney!” John snapped, exasperated. He had a very limited collection of porn in Atlantis and if Rodney was going to pick apart the one they were watching, he would probably never be able to watch it again without hearing Rodney’s disparaging voice which was definitely not one of his more attractive qualities.
“I’m sorry, I’ll be quiet,” Rodney grumbled, scooching down into the couch and crossing his arms and looking thoroughly unimpressed.
“Fine!” John snapped, reaching forward for the remote control and snapping off the playback.
“You could’ve kept watching,” Rodney said petulantly and John scowled at him.
“Watching porn in a room with someone else when that someone is seething, is not exactly the evening I had planned.”
“I’m just doing this for you,” Rodney said, sounding as exasperated as John felt.
“In your own, usual way,” John said, throwing the remote onto the table and hearing it break apart on impact and the batteries skitter across the floor. “What is your problem anyway?”
“I’d… I’d just rather watch you than two complete strangers,” Rodney said, shrugging with his arms still crossed.
John opened his mouth, closed it and then opened it again. Finally he sighed, surrendering. “How can you be so infuriating and so completely adorable at the same time? It’s like a gift.”
“Well, I am gifted,” Rodney said sniffily and John couldn’t help but chuckle. “But that thing that that guy was doing, even though completely improbable,” At John’s rolled eyes Rodney steamrollered ahead, “a small part of that did look kinda nice.”
“What part?” John asked.
Rodney leaned forward, shoving his fingers into the thick tangle of John’s hair and then yanked his head forward, crashing their lips together until they were both breathless. He finally relinquished his grip and fell back, smiling.
“Okay, yes. That part? That was good,” John agreed with a kiss-bruised grin.