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Aug 22, 2010 22:32

Via Tumblr. Any misspellings are the fault of the original poster.

The rules:
1. Be BORED
2. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely shag.
3. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
4. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone.
5. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of.
6. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
7. Add three of your own at the end.

01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L. Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerhaulder
07. James Van Der Beek
08. Ashton Kutcher (x1000; what a king douchebag)
09. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson (he's incredibly handsome, but out of respect for his late wife I just can't)
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Dicaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker ?
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore ?
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp ?
31. David Wenham ?
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery (ew)
39. Shane West ?
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh ?
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze (...)
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth ?
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune ?
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp (maybe fifteen years ago)
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
70. Owen Wilson (wish I could strike this out a million times)
79. Vince Vaughn (*VOMITS EVERYWHERE*)
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany ?
84. Heath Ledger (. . .)
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs (bonus if he's dressed as Lucius Malfoy)
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody ?
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair ?
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy ?
114. Ioan Gruffudd ?
115. Mads Mikkelsen ?
116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber ?
118. Craig Parker ?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters (IT'S LIKE SOMEONE CARVED HIS FACE OUT OF OLD SOAP)
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia ?
131. Jason Dohring ?
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher ?
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt ?
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox
141. Alex Skarsgard ?
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel ?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy ?
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner ?
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra ?
153. Ryan Hansen ?
154. Robert Pattinson
155. William Moseley ?
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport ?
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham ?
164. John Barrowman ?
165. John Rzeznik
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy ?
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick ?
171. John Krasinski
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie ?
174. Adrian Pasdar ?
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel
179. Adrian Paul ?
180. Gabriel Byrne
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn ?
186. Eric Szmanda ?
187. George Eads ?
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis ?
196. Justin Chambers ?
197. Michael Muhney ?
198. Matthew Goode
199. Bradley Cooper
200. Burn Gorman ?
201. Christopher Eccleston
202. David Tennant
203. Tom Felton
204. Daniel Radcliffe
205. Rupert Grint
206. Kevin McKidd ?
207. Gaspard Ulliel
208. James McAvoy
209. Zac Efron
210. Jonas Armstrong ?
211. Ed Speleers
212. Penn Badgley ?
213. James Lafferty ?
214. Bryan Greenberg ?
215. Chace Crawford
216. Joe Jonas
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley
221. John Mayer
222. Blake Lewis ?
223. TR Knight
224. Hugh Laurie
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice
227. Ozzy Osbourne
228. Tim Daly ?
229. Matthew Rhys ?
230. Robert Downey Jr.
231. Goran Visnjic ?
232. John Corbett ?
233. Michael Emerson
234. David Hewlett ?
235. Robert Knepper ?
236. Nestor Carbonell ?
237. Robert Sean Leonard
238. Zach Gilford ?
239. Zachary Levi
240. David Sutcliffe ?
241. Christopher Gorham ?
242. Andrew Simpson ?
243. Henry Cavill
244. Daniel Vosovic ?
245. John Simm ?
246. Steven Strait
247. Taylor Kitsch
248. Lee Pace
249. Rufus Wainwright
250. Justin Chatwin
251. Keith Olbermann
252. Victor Garber
253. Jesse Spencer
254. Paul Gross ?
255. Ty Pennington
256. Richard Armitage
257. Val Kilmer
258. Matt Dallas ?
259. Callum Keith Rennie ?
260. Jamie Bell ?
261. Joe Flannigan ?
262. Douglas Henshall ?
263. Trent Reznor
264. Jason Mewes
265. Matthew Gray Gubler ?
266. Kevin Sorbo
267. Jeremy Irons
268. Garrett Hedlund
269. Chris Pine
270. Jimmy Fallon
271. Ed Westwick ?
269. Alex Pettyfer ?
270. Craig Horner ?
271. Gale Harold ?
272. Eli Roth
273. Zachary Quinto
274. Brendon Urie
275. Chester Bennington ?
276. Jim Parsons ?
277. Ralph Fiennes
278. Kevin Connolly ?
279. Javier Bardem
280. B.J. Novak
281. Jason Segel
282. Paul Rudd
283. Andy Samberg
284. David Beckham
285. Cristiano Ronaldo
286. Fernando Torres ?
287. Jon Hamm ?
288. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
289. Dave Gahan ?
290. TJ Thyne ?
291. Michael Sheen
292. Morrissey
293. Scott Porter ?
294. Kyle Chandler
295. Sebastian Stan
296. Joseph Fiennes
297. Misha Collins
298. Chris Lowell ?
299. Gareth David-Lloyd ?
300. David Thewlis
301. Pete Doherty
302. Matt Bellamy ?
303. Hamish Blake ?
304. Rove Mcmanus ?
305. Jesse Bradford
306. Seth Green
307. Charlie Day
308. Matt Cohen
309. Michael Graziadei
310. Robin Williams
311. Jon Heder
312. Tommy Wiseau
313. Kurt Russell

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