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zombifiers October 30 2008, 22:50:46 UTC
Leon and Chris should be the Hardy Boys, and they should be like they were portrayed on South Park.

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pianotheme October 30 2008, 22:53:48 UTC
LMAO. They even kind of look like Leon and Chris.

Chris: "Oh man... oh man! I feel a clue coming on..."
Leon: "Mine's kind of crooked, a-hurr-hurr."

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zombifiers October 30 2008, 22:56:04 UTC
I'm suddenly reminded of something off a Blink 182 album...

"What?! What the fuck do you want, Tom? I'm sick of this, it's always 'Hey Mark. Hey, hey Mark. Hey Mark. Hey, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub it. Hey Mark. Hey.'"

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pianotheme October 30 2008, 23:00:18 UTC
/like, five seconds from bursting a lung you have no idea

They are the Abbot & Costello of our time.

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zombifiers October 30 2008, 23:01:13 UTC
Claire's going to have her work cut out for her in disturbia_rp keeping those two from killing each other... via slapfighting. 8)

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pianotheme October 30 2008, 23:04:46 UTC
It's like yoga for her, insinuating herself between two brawny guys intent on destroying the other.

Leon would forfeit if his hair gets mussed. And then Claire kicks him in the balls for being such a woman.

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zombifiers October 30 2008, 23:06:20 UTC
way too much testosterone. and steroids. and gay.

Mostly gay.

they'd fight over the dumbest shit, too. Like Leon looking at Claire one half-second too long. And then Chris would jump him.

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pianotheme October 30 2008, 23:07:23 UTC
Then they fuck.

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zombifiers October 30 2008, 23:08:16 UTC
And no one is the wiser.

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pianotheme October 30 2008, 23:08:57 UTC
Except for Claire who washes her eyes with bleach.

SUBTLE.

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zombifiers October 30 2008, 23:10:27 UTC
SUBTLE LIKE

IDK

THAT LOG

WHERE THERE WAS GRATUITOUS FUCKING WITH EYES.

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pianotheme October 30 2008, 23:11:20 UTC
zombifiers October 30 2008, 23:11:45 UTC
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