Today I woke up with a craving for a giant salad with Italian dressing. Lunch was freakin' perfect, consisting of such a salad along with French onion soup and jalapeno cornbread muffins.
Since work is slow, I've been reading
www.cockeyed.com. They do exactly the kinds of bored stuff that I would do if I had the time and resources. They've conducted such important experiments as
How much Gold is inside Goldschlager? and
How much silly string is in a can?. (For additional silly string fun, consider the
military uses of silly string.)