in missouri for the summer

May 19, 2006 08:27

ok, so this is how you are going to know me this summer because i have no time to call each and everyone of you-also we have almost no signal down here.

ok, it is like the opposite of europe-tons of europeans but in america, so i am the weird one. my roommates-3 english and one german. they are great though but since i am the only american in the house they like to play tricks on me because i am the weird one lol.
Roja:Stephanie, did you take my haribo? my candy? you did!!!
me:what the hell is haribo?
Roja : gummy bears! why did you eat them without asking!
Me:oh my god i didn't! i had no idea what the hell they were!
ROja:im kidding! i joke! i joke! lol
yea that was funny. she reminds me of a mixture of alyssa kulpa and nikola oertel.

as for others, there are a lot of foreigners that are here. in butt fucked egypt missouri, interesting. we had a dairy queen blizzard cake the other night at our supervisors house and here is what the smartass jimmy the englishman has to say:
Jimmy: Really I don't know how you americans stay on the ground with the sugar you eat. If english children ate this shit they would be bouncing off the walls.

there are more but i have to go eat breakfast now. we are going back into rifling class and taking a test to get certified in it. yea, i was shooting at the range yesterday and the first time i was sitting down i didn't hit the target at all, but when i did the lying down position, i had two bullseyes. hmmm sharpshooter that i am...
a rundown of some things i did:
monday: archery
Tuesday:Caving(creepy as hell.)
Wednesday: learned how to drive the pontoon boats and give tours, and then we had to get stuck and get ourselves out.
Thursday: rifle class all morning and then we got to shoot. then campfire stuff and astronomy.
oh yea:
at the campfire:
Jimmy: hmm, these are smores, yea? cheers mate! .......(eating) oh my god these are delicious!!!

more later
steph
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