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1) I fell down the stairs and it hurt like hell. The right side of my ass, and ONLY the right side has swollen to quite magnificent proportions. I'm thinkin no tight-ass pants for a while. It's a fairly interesting view from the side... and behind, I'm sure.
2) I misses Kris, but he's far away, so I'm not terribly tempted to go check up on him. Which is good, since everyone else in my life kinda disliked it and has taken it upon themselves to play matchmaker. Which is terribly awkward, but explains the series of dates I now have lined up. And the list of dates I have to go call off. Awkwarrrrrrd. (Oh, random waitress, my sister's best friend's cousin's friend needs a date. He'll be coming in on Tuesday. You'll recognize him... He's... erm... like a teddy bear. Read: LARGE. AWKWARD.)
3) Scott is wonderful, and I want to hear all the details.
2) I misses Kris, but he's far away, so I'm not terribly tempted to go check up on him. Which is good, since everyone else in my life kinda disliked it and has taken it upon themselves to play matchmaker. Which is terribly awkward, but explains the series of dates I now have lined up. And the list of dates I have to go call off. Awkwarrrrrrd. (Oh, random waitress, my sister's best friend's cousin's friend needs a date. He'll be coming in on Tuesday. You'll recognize him... He's... erm... like a teddy bear. Read: LARGE. AWKWARD.)
3) Scott is wonderful, and I want to hear all the details.