A piece of EroPi for lauralinda
Gift Fic for lauralinda
Title: The Seduction Plan ( or The Lets Make Ohchan Ours Plan)
Pairing/Group: PiJinOhno
Rating/Warnings: G
Summary: Pi and Jin are trying to sweep Ohno off his feet .
Note: This is my first time writing this pairing, but I tried hard so I really hope you like it !
“Whaaaat are you doing ??”
YamaPi had just woke up from sleep and went to the living room in his shared apartment with his boyfriend Jin only to find said boyfriend lying on the floor with papers scattered all around him and crayons?
“Oh , good morning sleepy head,” said Jin as he looked up to offer his boyfriend a brilliant smile.
"Again, what are you doing, Jin?"
"Working on our plan. I figured it out."
"Huh? Plan? For what?"
"I'll show you, my lovely, clueless boyfriend," said Jin, grinning as he sat up with a stack of papers, apparently organized. "I call this our seduction plan or the way to make Ohchan ours plan"
"What? But Ohchan is dating Nino."
"That’s what we thought, but I happen to know for a fact they’re not dating. Don't you see Pi, it’s our chance! If we ever want to have him then we need to sweep him off his feet right now!" said Jin with an ever determined face.
"Jin , I thought we talked about this --"
"Yes, but that was when we thought he had a boyfriend Now we know he doesn't have one."
"And what do you suggest we do? Walk up to him and ask him into a three way relationship?" said Pi mockingly.
"Of course not silly, as I said I've got a plan," said Jin with a nice big smirk decorating his face.
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STEP ONE : Making Ohchan Warm Up to Us (^_-)b
"He's taking a long time to get here, we’re gonna be late!" whined Jin again.
"Wasn't your idea to great him every morning?!" said Pi, finally feeling fed up with Jin's whining.
"Yeah, to get him to warm up to us."
"Then shut up and wait!"
47 minutes later…
"Oh Jin, wake up, there he comes. Let’s go!!"
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Ohno was walking peacefully towards his dressing on that fine morning, when suddenly two figures showed up next him seemingly out of nowhere.
"Good morning, Ohchan."
"Did you sleep well last night?"
With shock written all over his face, as he didn't expect to see those two, "Ah," was the only smart answer he could manage.
"That’s good, well, we'll see you around."
"Bye-bye."
And just like that the two figures left as fast as they had come, leaving Ohno with a big question mark over his head from the weird encounter .
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STEP TWO : Getting Ohchan to Like Us p(^_^)q
"Are you sure about this?"
"I'm positive! It's a known fact that the fastest way to a guy's heart is through his stomach and it's Ohchan so it has to work!!" said Jin with determination glowing in his eyes .
"I'm not so sure about this," said YamaPi with clear hesitation on his face as he took another peek in ARASHI's empty dressing room behind them.
"Pi!! we've been up since dawn making this bento for him, so by all means he's gonna eat it!!" said Jin already walking in to leave the box on Ohno's table.
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"Ahhh~~ that was exhausting!!" whined Aiba as they made their way back from the dance rehearsal they’d had scheduled for the day.
"Maybe that’s because you keep screwing up," said Nino with his trade mark smirk.
"That’s not it!!! It was really tough, na leader?"
"Hm? Ah yeah , I'm hungry," said Ohno as they walked through the door of their dressing room just to stop short at the sight of the bento standing on his table. 'was that there before' thought Ohno as he went to inspect it, quickly finding the card left inside when he opened it.
"Wahhh! That looks good! Did you make it, leader? Can I have some?" asked Aiba, already reaching out to the bento in Ohno's lap.
"No!" yelled Ohno, moving the bento so that it was out of Aiba's reach .
"Ehhh ~ why not? Just a little bite."
"No! It's mine alone!! Go away, baka!!!"
"Ehhhh, come on leader! stop being so stingy."
"No! no! no!" said Ohno, trying his best to keep the hungry persistent boy away while holding the card he found tightly in his other hand.
Otskareysama Ohchan Hope This Will Give You Your Energy back ! (^_-)v
JinxPi
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STEP THREE : Charming Ohchan to Fall in Love with Us (^__- )v
Morning:
"Good morning, Ohchan!"
"Ohayo~"
Was the greetings Ohno has getting used to hearing every day during the past week.
"Hai, Ohchan, coffee!"
"You two don't have to do that everyday," said Ohno as he took his regular cup of coffee .
"Don't worry about it, we want to do it," said Pi with a wink.
"Yeah, we have to go now, see you later Ohchan!" said Jin, waiving at Ohno as the left.
Afternoon:
Walking into their dressing room after coming back from a photo-shoot, the first thing to be noticed was …
"Again! That’s every day this week," said Aiba.
"Ahhh, I want someone to make me a bento every day," whined Jun.
"Someone must really love you, leader, to go through the trouble of making this and leaving it for you every day," said Sho, smirking.
As Ohno walked away from them, trying to ignore their comments, he heard someone whisper in his ear as he sat down at his table, "Yeah, they must," causing him to turn his head to the side just in time to see Nino winking at him.
Evening:
Ohno was making his way out of the building when he heard at voice calling him.
"Ohchan, wait!"
He turned around to find Jin and YamaPi running towards him.
"Ohchan!!"
"Hm? What is it?" asked Ohno the figures, who just managed to catch up with him and were trying to get as much air into their lungs as possible.
"Here!" said Pi, handing him a letter.
"Huh?" was all he could say with the letter in his hand and his head tilted to the side in wonder.
"Please read it and think about it, we'll be waiting," was what Jin said with a determent face.
Before Ohno could ask any more questions they were already gone, leaving Ohno with invisible question marks over his head.
"somehow I feel like we did something like this before."
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LAST STEP : Confession p(+_+)q
Dear Ohchan
We are not really sure how to say this but…
We Love You! Both of Us.
And even though we know that three-way relationships aren't all that common, we really hope maybe you feel the same way.
We're preparing a dinner date tomorrow on the roof, if you feel the same way, or think that you could, please come.
We'll be waiting all day!!!
Jin X Tomohisa <3<3
"Hmmm, so they're making their last move already."
"Ha!"
THUD
"Are you ok leader?"
"BAKA! Why did you sneak up on me like that?" asked Ohno while picking himself up from the ground.
"Sneak up? I did no such thing! You were so lost in your thought that you didn't hear me coming in," said Nino.
"Whatever! What do you want?"
"Nothing, I was commenting on your love letter," said Nino with a smirk on his face as he moved to set on the couch. "So? What are you going to do? You’re going, right?"
"I don't know, Nino," said Ohno as he sat on his seat again.
"What do you mean, you don't know?? You love them, right?"
"Well, yes, I do."
"Then what are you not sure about ? Isn't that the reason we made that whole plan up? Staying away from each other and dropping the word to Jin that we’re not together, wasn't it for this?"
"It was. It is. It's just…"
"You’re scared, that's normal. Of course, you will be, after all it’s not the world's most common kind of relationship, but that's what you wanted, right? They're what you wanted."
"They are," said Ohno, staring at the floor.
*sigh* "Ohchan, I won’t tell you what to do, you don't have to go if you don't want to, but if there is the slightest chance that you might regret not going, then I say, get you butt off that chair and go tell them exactly how you feel!!" That heard Ohno stood up and looked Nino right in the eye.
"You’re right! I’ve got to go! Thanks, Nino!! " With that said Nino was left alone in the room.
"Ahhh , if I had been just a little bit faster I could've had him instead of those two idiots! Ah well, I wonder where Jun is now," thought Nino as he too left the room in search of his new target.
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"Ha..ha .. ha …… ha .. ha .." were the only sounds Ohno could hear as he ran up the stairs, stopping to catch his breath when he reached the door that lead to the roof.
"Alright, Ohno Satoshi, this is it. You can do it. You just have to go in there and tell them clearly ' I love you too ' there is nothing to it!" thought Ohno, encouraging himself with his hands held in fists and raised up to his shoulders in determination.
Nodding his head once, he moved to open the door, to meet his new lovers…
THE END